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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @Sergio@slrpnk.net
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    14•4 months ago

    If her reaction to seeing someone suffer is: “leave”, then anon is better off without her.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      61•4 months ago

      If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.

      • @Sergio@slrpnk.net
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        30•4 months ago

        tbh I’d probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.

      • @latenightnoir@lemmy.world
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        14•4 months ago

        People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they’ll be sitting ducks otherwise!

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          8•4 months ago

          No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.

      • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3•4 months ago

        Why

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          2•4 months ago

          You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

          • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            3•4 months ago

            Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

            Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              1•4 months ago

              Fainting isn’t going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.

              Someone better than me with more training will come by!

              • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                3•4 months ago

                At least call cops or something my dude :)

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  2•4 months ago

                  Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?

      • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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        2•4 months ago

        Yea, I’m not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.

    • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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      6•4 months ago

      Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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        17•4 months ago

        Can’t keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you’re Blood Cough Guy and… wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?

        • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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          8•4 months ago

          Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)

      • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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        6•4 months ago

        If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin

        • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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          2•4 months ago

          When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words

    • @BakerBagel@midwest.social
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      5•4 months ago

      Depends. Some people just absolutely cannot handle blood under any circumstances.

    • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      4•4 months ago

      Yes I remember the Buddhist saying “weight lifting is suffering”

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