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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3•4 months ago

    Why

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      2•4 months ago

      You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

      • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3•4 months ago

        Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

        Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          Fainting isn’t going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.

          Someone better than me with more training will come by!

          • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            At least call cops or something my dude :)

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?

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