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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    61•4 months ago

    If someone’s coughing up blood in front of me I’m leaving too.

    • @Sergio@slrpnk.net
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      30•4 months ago

      tbh I’d probably leave but notify someone who works there so they can call an ambulance or do first aid or something. and even if the cougher wipes the blood up, the floor there should be disinfected.

    • @latenightnoir@lemmy.world
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      14•4 months ago

      People really need to watch 28 Days Later, they’ll be sitting ducks otherwise!

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        8•4 months ago

        No wonder he developed the atomic bomb after that.

    • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3•4 months ago

      Why

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        2•4 months ago

        You might like playing in stranger’s bodily fluids but that’s not my bag, baby.

        • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          3•4 months ago

          Lol ye, I’m not associating someone coughing blood with playing in it but maybe helping?

          Do you walk past accidents on the road if you are the first third party seeing it or do you help?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            1•4 months ago

            Fainting isn’t going to do much to help so I close my eyes and walk past.

            Someone better than me with more training will come by!

            • @sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              3•4 months ago

              At least call cops or something my dude :)

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                2•4 months ago

                Why do the accident victims need their dogs shot?

    • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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      2•4 months ago

      Yea, I’m not dealing with whatever contagion they may be spreading with that. GL to them though.

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