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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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    6•5 months ago

    Honestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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      17•5 months ago

      Can’t keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you’re Blood Cough Guy and… wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)

    • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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      6•5 months ago

      If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        2•5 months ago

        When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words

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