Here… You dropped this: 👑

I literally just got my senior citizen dad off Skype and over to WhatsApp like 2 years ago… Ain’t no way I can get him over to signal

We been saying this since 2016…

And bring local pubs to America! Turn one of those shitty little McMansions into an Alehouse every eight square blocks and you’ve just solved drunk driving!

Hard disagree, I find the song episodes tedious and painful…

This. This is why we all think Alberta is full of fucking morons…

You want us to stop treating you like inbred maga morons, stop fucking acting like it!

Lol in Polish

United Shitholes of America

America is fundamentally broken.

he’s an ableist asshole (after making remarks about how his new wife gave him a ‘healthy and normal’ baby, when his first child has special needs). one of his co-stars was recently killed in a brutal, targeted, hate crime and the best he could come up with was a shitty instagram story (meaning it disappears after 12hrs) "Damn. RIP Jonathan. Always such a kind dude. He played Ken Hotate in Parks and was also in Mag 7. Sad to see. Prayers up. Hug your loved ones.” and lastly he belongs to a shitty hollywood church cult… sooooo take your pick for reasons why he is shitty and will no longer be welcome at the cool kids table

trump isn’t the parody version… he is the logical, and inevitable end point. he is the perfect avatar and representation of what america is, what it stands for, and what it has ALWAYS stood for! trump is the perfect president because he so perfectly encapsulates every single american value: he is lazy, fat, stupid, corrupt, proudly ignorant and scared of anything he doesnt understand.

how do you look at 250 years of american history and not see that he represents exactly what made america ‘great’? genocide, slavery, segregation and jim crow laws…

"There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people. "- Admiral Adama

You know what? Your right, I’ll take a Pine and an Evans too…

Fuck Chris Pratt tho, ain’t nobody got time for that fucking piece of shit

"Fuck outta here with your garbage little trinket. Rolex as a whole, doesn’t come anywhere NEAR the big three in any capacity, so go get yourself a real watch and I might be impressed, because all you’ve shown me so far is your have more money than taste…*

Nah, El Salvador!

…what year is this???

Mmmhmmmm… I actually live in one such country, if you want a gun you take a course, pass a test (and a background check), get a license, and you can then go buy a gun.

In the united shitholes of america, you find a guy on Craigslist and meet in a Walmart parking lot…

Infact virtually ALL the gun crimes committed in my country is because of guns being smuggled in from yours!

But hey, that’s a real cool straw man you got there! Good luck with that!

“Fuck free healthcare, education, food quality standards, safety regulations,y right to own guns is more important than all that, and fuck them (school shooting) kids”

Signed -america’s “patriots”

so i guess i’m going to hold on the the pixel 8 for as long as i can then…

You know we wouldn’t even really need fractions if it wasn’t for your stupid inches and feet right?

Metric countries have no real use for them