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Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 13 days ago

Correct Grindr Response

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Correct Grindr Response

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  • Darren
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    161•13 days ago

    Which 4th May is this from? Because if it’s from 2007 then that’s a perfectly reasonable mid-range machine, but if it’s from last month then I really hope he’s only using it as a personal Linux box for tinkering.

    • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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      Well, the x1950 Pro is from Oct 2006 but Grindr didn’t launch until March 2009. And I don’t know if it launched with the iconic colours but I don’t remember any other colours and I do remember using Grindr in 2010. Not sure about 2009.

      Edit: nice dick tho

      • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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        26•13 days ago

        You remember using Grindr? Hah, gay

        • @ByteJunk@lemmy.world
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          16•13 days ago

          Good thing that was the giveaway, and not the “nice dick” edit, because I’d like to point out that it’s perfectly normal to compliment an acquaintance’s dick or give it a suck.

          • Darren
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            4•12 days ago

            If you don’t give the dick a little suck, how can you really know how nice it is?

    • @9point6@lemmy.world
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      24•13 days ago

      I mean it’s from at least roughly back when ATi was a thing

    • @wise_pancake@lemmy.ca
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      7•13 days ago

      That’s actually kind of sad.

      I remember doing a ton of stuff on my core 2 Duo iMac with 2gb ram.

      Sure, you won’t be playing cyberpunk, but it ran all the creative suite apps, a few games, and I did a ton of image editing, made movies, and did programming on it.

      • Darren
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        4•13 days ago

        My 2007 MacBook (white plastic) had a Core 2 Duo and 4GB RAM. For my first MacBook it was a perfectly usable laptop, but boy did it drop off a cliff fast. Tried putting Linux on it a while back, but it didn’t want to know.

        Meanwhile, the 2011 MacBook I replaced it with (Core i7, 16GB RAM) is running Mint like a dream.

        • Cousin Mose
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          1•13 days ago

          I miss those white plastic MacBooks.

    • @galoisghost@aussie.zone
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      5•13 days ago

      Or he’s just saying he’s an older gentleman

      • @BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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        8•13 days ago

        A gentleman using a Core 2 Duo rig from a more civilised age.

      • @CatDogL0ver@lemmy.world
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        4•13 days ago

        Old enough to be someone’s father or grandfather

    • Björn Tantau
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      2•11 days ago

      ATI graphics sucked ass on Linux. Back then nVidia was recommended due to their superior drivers.

  • Shawdow194
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    95•13 days ago

    Those are like espresso machine specs nowadays

    • @henfredemars@infosec.pub
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      12•13 days ago

      Could be a perfectly good FreeBSD box!

    • @S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Buddy I have less than that I’m so fukken done… I’m bout to go to hexbear mutual aid and beg for some buck to get a new pc…

      • @Mac@mander.xyz
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        1•13 days ago

        Poor taste.

    • @0x0@lemmy.zip
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      3•13 days ago

      Plus the required network connection and AI.

    • @Valmond@lemmy.world
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      1•13 days ago

      12.1 kilo pressure and you’re good to go!

      Beep boop vrrrrrrrrrr

  • TinyPuni (she/her)
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    Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

    Cretaceous period intensifies

    • @ThunderLegend@sh.itjust.works
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      22•13 days ago

      That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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      8•13 days ago

      I don’t know what you guys are talking about?
      I’ve used an old laptop with Windows 11 (just because I wasn’t supposed to) which had Core 2 Duo T7500 (upgraded from T7100), 4GB of DDR2 RAM, GeForce 8600M GT, but with an SSD rather than HDD. Pretty usable with that thing.

      Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

      • @Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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        oh god what the fuck you ran windows fucking 11 on it??? i have no words

      • @0x0@lemmy.zip
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        Pretty usable with that thing.

        Unfortunately it broke, but I think it would still be just as good.

        So pretty usable until windows 11 broke it?

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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          No, the hardware died. Just randomly shut down a few times until it didn’t boot nor POST anymore. The most it could do is spin a fan and output 5V to USB.

      • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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        Probably the faulty nvidia die substrate issue. I’m amazed it lasted this long, most of those chips died long ago.

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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          2•12 days ago

          Yeah, I’ve seen such stuff on old forums. Unfortunately, a replacement GPU would cost around €50, and that is just not worth it to try obviously.
          The CPU was €1.38 on AliExpress, so that was worth a try, but for the most part it just produced more heat

          Some different GPU would probably work there, but then again, I don’t know if it is a GPU issue. It wouldn’t even show any drive activity when attempting to boot.

          • @A7thStone@lemmy.world
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            I had a t61p that suffered from it. Unfortunately I came to the same conclusion that it wasn’t worth fixing. It’s too bad since that was one of the last really good thinkpads.

      • @lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works
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        How is that usable? My work laptop with win11 is at 8-10 GB after boot

        • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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          1•13 days ago

          Perhaps early Windows 11 was a bit different. Plus I disabled Superfetch and BITS which would otherwise max out CPU, and when still on HDD, that too.
          Though I am not entirely sure if I also disabled something else.

          It could idle at around 5% I believe.

          Also, unused RAM is wasted RAM. Just because it’s used doesn’t mean it’s unusably full. Linux too will eat up entire RAM for caching, but it can be freed when needed.

          • @JacksonLamb@lemmy.world
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            Is it easy to permanently disable Superfetch?

    • @Deflated0ne@lemmy.world
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      3•13 days ago

      You think thats hot…I got a Ryzen 3…

    • @aidan@lemmy.world
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      1•12 days ago

      This is just being poor

  • @OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca
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    67•13 days ago

    5400RPM?!

    Ghosted.

    • @Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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      I wouldn’t have gotten that far. That utter savage can’t even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.

    • JackbyDev
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      11•13 days ago

      It’s energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it’s romantic because it takes longer 🥺

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    45•13 days ago

    5400 RPM spinning rust? Walk away.

    • @interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml
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      23•13 days ago

      This exchange is older than grindr

    • @illegible@discuss.tchncs.de
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      13•13 days ago

      4GB ram? this guy is lemon party material.

  • @phantomwise@lemmy.ml
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    I know you’re supposed to say size doesn’t matter and I don’t want to be mean, but really… 4GB DDR3 RAM? 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @SGforce@lemmy.ca
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      Considering the rest of his specs, it’s ridiculous overkill.

      • @phantomwise@lemmy.ml
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        True 😅

    • @lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com
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      2•13 days ago

      🤏

  • @carl_dungeon@lemmy.world
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    30•13 days ago

    5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

    • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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      Unless it’s circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy

      • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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        It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.

        • Doom
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          2•12 days ago

          needle dick then

        • @MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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          Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.

          Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.

          • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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            The rule is that you would report the bigger number. It’s dick sizes - there’s hundreds of contrived ways to brag.

            • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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              110 mils

              • @andros_rex@lemmy.world
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                Gotta measure the yaw of the shaft.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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        2•12 days ago

        If it’s 5.25 inches when floppy, how big is it when the drive is hard?

        • @BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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          I hear it gets to 10.5" right before he faints from the sudden drop in blood pressure.

  • @zebidiah@lemmy.ca
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    25•13 days ago

    …what year is this???

  • @azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works
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    24•13 days ago

    You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

    • @tempest@lemmy.ca
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      That is implied.

      The Arch is slightly to the left.

  • @realitista@lemm.ee
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    I hope this is a really old meme, otherwise I fell bad for my bro.

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)
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      27•13 days ago

      otherwise I fell bad for my bro

      Not sure if you meant to write “feel”, but it is too late now.
      Maybe you should get in touch 😏

    • @Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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      Pretty sure that set up and this guy both sucked before Grindr launched.

  • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    Those specs suck.

    • GladiusB
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      I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn’t know the difference

    • Captain Aggravated
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      6•12 days ago

      They’d have been alright in 2009.

      • Björn Tantau
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        But ATI drivers suck, especially on Linux. Everyone knows that you need nVidia if you want to game on Linux!

  • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      28•13 days ago

      Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

      That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

      • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        I have several 500gb hdd’s. I’ve never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD’s. If they did exist, I’d suspect they were either IDE or SAS.

    • @cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      12•13 days ago

      Are you telling me this post is fake?

      • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic

    • @Taleya@aussie.zone
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      10•12 days ago

      Look, we all exaggerate a lil’ bit on dating apps.

    • @emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Im almost positive they did, i had one in my core 2 quadro machine iirc, but it was 7200rpm not 5400.

      • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        I’ve never seen a 512gb hdd. It’s such a weird number. I’ve seen 512gb micro SD cards.

        • @lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works
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          How is it a weird number? Its 2**9

          • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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            HDDs have generally been dec round numbers rather than binary

            • @lunsjentilanette@sh.itjust.works
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              Maybe but its still not a weird number in this context :p

              • @boonhet@lemm.ee
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                I feel like for HDDs it is. In general it is not. The even weirder thing is that HDD sizes are expressed in decimal gigabytes to inflate the numbers. A 500 GB drive will show as around 480 in some operating systems.

  • @Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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    Intel

    Okay off to a bad start.

    Core 2 Duo

    Ok boomer.

  • @iamjackflack@lemm.ee
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    Eww 5400 rpm hdd, even in the year here the pc is new is a hard no (also the drive would be 500 gb not 512 that’s an ssd thing not mechanical drives typically). 7200 rpm and highest cache amount possible please

    • @Landless2029@lemmy.world
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      Smell like server specs. Put Jellyfin on it haha

      • @iamjackflack@lemm.ee
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        What? No tons of desktop drives were this way too. I mean yes WD RE style drives were fantastic but WD black was always the way to go back in mechanical days. They were for desktop.

        • @Landless2029@lemmy.world
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          I mean homelab server

          • @ftbd@feddit.org
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            This thing sounds like it would eat more power within a month than its hardware is worth. This is fine for a proof of concept, but not much more.

          • @iamjackflack@lemm.ee
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            I would still use better drives even for home lab. In my opinion, 5400 rpm drives should only be used for slower nas / backup applications if at all. Or grandmas pc to save a few bucks.

  • @state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de
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    ~5 inches thick means the circumference, I assume? Because a ~12cm diameter sounds rather uncomfortable.

    • @gmtom@lemmy.world
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      Seems like a pretty normal girth to me?

    • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      It’s the radius.

    • @thatsTheCatch@lemmy.nz
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      I think they just didn’t use a comma. My guess is it means “it’s 4.9 inches long, it’s thick, and it’s circumcised”

      EDIT: never mind i completely misread it, you are correct

    • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      bro just shoved the tape into his pants and accidentally measured his thigh

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