Fun fact: I have literally never not fallen asleep watching an episode of x-files

(Might be due other underlying neurological issues, but shush)

I’d fight em and refuse to pay the extra on the bill. It’s not your responsibility to fix their fuck-up when they are the ones estimating and billing you. If they want their money they shouldve given you the correct bill the first time. It’s like getting a cheeseburger for $5, and then the restaurant realizes inflation exists and comes banging on your door for another $10 a month later.

Did it happen another time?

One might also consider the classic hat-utils and beanie packages as a more complete alternative

All people (zero exceptions) are messy and weird, but stupidity is largely subjective and hardly worth hating over

I like trains . . .

But me only use few word, me no talk lot

“Why don’t you ever have anything to say about yourself?”

The problem is the complete and often militant refusal to ever build upon anything, ever

Schools will happily drill the 3 newtonian laws of motion in one ear and out the other in literally every science class. But when it comes to actually teaching understanding, nothing but crickets.

This should be incredibly fucking concerning, and yet it’s become about as interesting as dropping a penny in the parking lot, which is honestly even more concerning.

Lot to unpack in that last panel

Wall-E functioned

He was definitely not running windows

False. It’s an Alpha Romeo, those are all just oil dispensers

Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell

I was literally told constantly growing up that finding something relatable and sharing is part of normal conversation, but then people would be offended if I did and tell me I’m “too quiet” if I didn’t. Like wtf do yall want, WHAT DO I DO, GAAAHHHH . . .

. . . fuck it, I’ll just talk about trains the whole time

bro is having a rough time, and all his ‘friends’ abandon him and him his problems are wrong . . .

First greentext that’s actually believable

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/ sew/ woodwork/ hike/ garden/ go back to school/ do whatever the fuck makes ye happy

Ya sure 'bout that.

Gerrymandering artificially shifts the political lines and, pushed far enough, it can have a domino effect even on elections not directly determined by district lines. Mostly because the new people in power will immediately begin messing with election laws or putting voting pressure on the people they “represent” in a bid to hang on to that power. Gerrymandering tips the balances, and when it tips too far for too long . . .