And only $46 million down the drain

You’ve never had a deep fried spaghoughnut?

I hope the ultra wealthy live shitty in their underground bunkers for a few years longer than the rest of us on the surface.

It’s ok, they just say DEI now with a smirk like they’re clever

I’m sitting on the floor of the tub right now, letting the shower water just hit me until the hot runs out. It’s my daily therapy ritual of disassociation and white noise.

More likely both!

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?!

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Someone’s never left her ivory tower.

Adding fuel to a fire makes it larger? Fuck me this is breaking news

The man is too fat and out of shape to squat like that, his suit would blow out the seam from his diaper squish. No one his age can reach a kneeling position from a stand, he would need 4 SS to help pick him back up or roll like a turtle first. He’s also taller than that car while kneeling, making him as tall as Melanias son. His skin is also far uglier up close than this, the camera really smooths out 80 year old skin and lost 50 pounds.

Please let his next hamberder do the thing we all want.

You know at one point that roller is going to touch his belly button.

I managed a Cody whom I called Codeine because he was a such a dope. 30ish, sold himself as a technician. In a car shop, pulled a ceiling mounted air hose over the left front fender to fill the rear tire, scratched the paint badly from the gritty hose. Left the bosses rolling stool under the alignment lift and heard plywood cracking as he lowered it, didn’t bother stopping until it was flat. Found out a week later he left the tierod nuts loose after adjustment. Left a flathead screwdriver in his back pocket and popped a hole in the customer seat. Worked one full day, sent home at lunch the next day with a full days pay, worth the price to get rid of him.

They’re so Cilli for being upset

We took our ball and left, everyone else just went to play a different game. Good thing Titler is the best recess schoolyard bully

"I don’t think people should be taking advice, medical advice from me” - Guy in charge of giving Americans medical advice

Mostly we just shitpost at each other, but every once in a while we’ve been known to have intelligent conversation.

Finally a cookie that’s good for the heart

So she’s a normal hypocrite republican, votes against policies her constituents need to be successful in the modern world, while blaming them for being in that position in the first place.

No abortion, you already consented to a child if you had sex.

Anti gay marriage, it’s your fault that God made you that way?

Poor? Her family was poor and isn’t now, so fuck you stay poor with no programs to help you escape poverty.