Lel imagine being inside of creative work and your metaphor shacks up with your comparison and now metaphors are going after metaphors so you try to metaphor like a simile. Imagine lel

Are all the funny people gone from this forum?

So do my plates contain moisture? How can a bowl be ridiculously hot to handle while the contents inside range from warm to ice cold?

I hate this prick. Shook his hand at an event my ex’s family holds every year before knowing how much of a scumbag he was. Wish I could go back to call him out and watch him squirm.

Oh finally, I meet another person with tongue-chin.

Red and green are the same color, duh, dumbass.

Colorblind btw.

We’re scrolling through posts on a link aggregate platform. Get a fucking grip.

On firefox I’ve been occasionally seeing ads leak into videos lately but refreshing usually fixes it.

While using a picture of a statue of the late great HMM Arleny. How dare you?

I had a lesson in friction really early on in childhood trying to use this barefoot. Even braking at a super slow speed got that thing HOT.

This meme is about boiling pasta. You butter before you boil? Weird.

He went mask off after having his sexual misconduct come out. Real easy crowd to stay good with when that happens.

If this is all my dream then my real life must be fucking terrible.*

What’s it to you, smoothskin?

If they’re in the microwave, he can have them.

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

Or you could just rip the carton when it gets low. The rows are segmented so they tear easily along the line and will hold shape.

Well they also shit and don’t wipe and that’s never given a second thought. It’s mostly clean after sure but let’s not kid ourselves, they’re getting shit particles on stuff. If you let your dog on any furniture, which like cmon why wouldn’t you, then that’s another contradiction. They are definitely getting nasty things on them and you end up laying on the couch one night without a thought, again.

You also have mites that live in your eyelashes. The world is a pretty gross place and being grossed out by some dog saliva, when they just wanna love you, is a weird double standard that I’d have to reconcile if I agreed.

I kiss my wife and I lick her butt too.