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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago

So versatile and convenient

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So versatile and convenient

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MacN'Cheezus to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • candyman337
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    53•1 year ago

    Wait what’s that guy on the left doing lmao

    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      38•1 year ago

      What don’t your understand about ALL PURPOSE?

    • Teon
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      26•1 year ago

      Kneading his dough… O_o

    • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      16•1 year ago

      Floueshlight.

    • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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      6•1 year ago

      I… don’t think we really want to know?

      Possibly similar to the guy on the far right.

    • @Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      All Pumping Flour

  • @MMNT@lemmy.world
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    41•1 year ago

    Who’s the artist? Why isn’t this masterpiece signed?

  • Flying SquidM
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    14•1 year ago

    They say that, but can you use it to cure lupus?

    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      14•1 year ago

      Not sure, but if you spread it in a circle around you the gluten intolerant will not come near you.

      • Flying SquidM
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        11•1 year ago

        My wife’s best friend is gluten intolerant.

        I appreciate the handy tip.

        • LousyCornMuffins
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          6•1 year ago

          I bet you could trap her in a summoning circle like a demon and make her grant you wishes or something. Like, I dunno, paint my chicken coop and I’ll let you out of the gluten.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      8•1 year ago

      False advertising strikes again…

      • @MTK@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        You can use the flour to strike again!

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          5•1 year ago

          The all-purpose flour strikes back

  • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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    14•1 year ago

    You can use it as toilet paper.

    Mind you, it’s not very effective.

    • @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      8•1 year ago

      Instructions unclear, now I have an even whiter ass. Also something doesn’t feel right.

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        6•1 year ago

        Throw in the washer, tumble dry low.

      • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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        1•1 year ago

        Don’t forget, you can always go to the booty store. To confirm: NSFW.

        • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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          1•1 year ago

          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          booty store

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @Makeitstop@lemmy.world
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    8•1 year ago

    Cheapest way to reveal invisible enemies.

  • ekZepp
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    6•1 year ago

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      3•1 year ago

      I’d like to think that this is how people become gluten intolerant

  • AirBreather
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    4•1 year ago

    A video version of the joke: https://youtu.be/ehiCgps8vow

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      2•1 year ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/ehiCgps8vow

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • candyman337
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      1•1 year ago

      Gus Johnson bad

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      1•1 year ago

      Good one!

  • LousyCornMuffins
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    4•1 year ago

    Except for the fucking that’s kind of what we do with our bag of rice.

    • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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      1•1 year ago

      Why not both?

  • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    I like that one of the purposes shown is just “chilling by itself” 😄

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      4•1 year ago

      It’s like a pet rock but fluffier.

  • @howsetheraven@lemmy.world
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    2•1 year ago

    Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

    • @mmazikinn@lemm.ee
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      1•1 year ago

      in the restaurant we call this break time, the one on your head helps absorb the smell of your cigarette smoke, while the one on the bottom soaks up the swamp ass

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