As cool as it is for me to remember “Oh yeah, I have boobs”, I have never wanted to fuck myself and I’d probably mistake myself for a guy at worst or a ham-beast at best

I have no idea how the hell my boyfriend is attracted to me.

Bro looks like he Superman, they should have had him play Superman at some point

Instead of whatever the hell Man of Steel was

It makes sense when you realize he intentionally tried to tank the MGS series and failed upward.

I’m not kidding he made MGS 2, 3, and 4 hoping they would be franchise killers and was actively upset people loved them.

Snake got into Smash before Sonic. That’s pretty damn mainstream

At least it’s not overdraft fees.

I mean yes they’re trying to bring those back, but like… for now anyways.

They left?

I’ve heard that they’re absolutely being bricked

I’ve been looking for new horror games to watch let’s play of. Thank you

I don’t get it

Are you sure? Cause it was pretty damn big

Anon wouldn’t have gotten jackshit even if she gave this woman a french fry buffet, his moves were based and chadpilled.

This

Anyone else remember how the Women’s March saved reproductive rights? Of course not, and now women are dying in Texas because doctors are afraid they’ll be arrested for murder if they treat them for life threatening conditions.

Not to sound ungrateful, but where were these people on election day?

Tankies and insisting the most brutal third world nations on Earth are utopias. Name a more iconic duo.

Oh good, I was worried my MegaDeth references would go unnoticed

What do you mean he hurt his feelings? Didn’t know he had any feelings

Do these people even hear themselves talk?

Naw, JK Rowling has actual creative input this time.

Misread that as Prower and just assumed you liked Tails

At first I misread that as “RJ MAY Distribute hundreds of child porn files” as in, he was allowed to because of some loophole

Oh yeah, they’re going to get sued into oblivion over this shit.