I’ve always been curious, because I’m not fond of underwear, but I don’t know how people make it work. Wouldn’t you have to wash the trousers every single day? How else would you keep them fresh? Do you use special deodorant for the area or panty liners on the trousers?
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If you’re leaving skidmarks on things every day, the answer to that is better cleaning, not underwear to catch the marks.
I do sometimes bleach my undies (yay vaginas), but that’s never been an issue when I’m going commando.
Yeah, you’re not even supposed to leave skidmarks on your underwear. Are people not using the toilet paper?
Boy, you’re gonna have fun when you get old enough to learn that an anus doesn’t hermetically seal after a bowel movement.
You should probably see a doctor about that, that’s not normal.
Fuck you.
I can’t WAIT for you to be here.
Just a matter of time.
Even for a judge cunt like yourself.
So fucking salty you don’t know how to wipe your own ass looooooooooooooool
If only there were medical professions who could help you asses if this is something unique to you and help you with your hygiene.
“Uuuuhhhrrrrrrrr this is normal and happens to everyone hurrrrr”
projection at its finest my dude
Lol
Well someone learned something about themselves today and is not happy at all.
I don’t think this means you should have shit in/on your pants, though. I’m in my 40s and have am not leaving skidmarks, even with a condition that can make toilet visits more messy/unpleasent. Wait until you’re fully finished. Use a bidet if possible. Get more fibre.
Do some people really consider skidmarks a normal thing
LMAO this guy has an itchy asshole
When it comes for you, I wish I comes for you in earnest.
I on the other hand wish you a bidet and more fiber.
I have a bidet.
I think the fiber intake and track record of “SHARON!” level shits is what loosened my balloon knot.
I have now doubled down on my gypsy curse on you.
Omg, do keegles bro. Also helps with ED
One of our greatest weaknesses as a species in my view
I tell you what, catch your tallywacker in a zipper just once and it will break you of this. Happened to me about 4 years old, and I vividly remember my dad having to yank the zipper back down. NEVER AGAIN.
My toes curled reading this. Not in a good way.
Really sorry. Not gonna lie, it gave me a little ptsd, and this happened sooo long ago.
Oh no worries, you have my sympathy, your suffering was worse than mine!
Now you need a good toe-curling [perverted]
Agreed
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Unrelated but nice Uname. Praise Tom Servo.
There’s trousers without zippers, you know.
You know… there is a Ben Stiller flick that addresses this universal nutsack vs zipper fear a decent amount of dudes have.
Hit up the Blockbuster and ask for Mary.
Years of therapy in a neat little rom-com cuboid.
edit: also, button fly.
Happened to me a few times when I was a kid. I just learned to be careful and it hasn’t been a problem since.
Happened to one of my classmates in primary school. Was funny for us then, but it must’ve been hell for that dude.
How the hell did Ash have that many fresh pairs of underwear, and how did he keep the fresh separated from the not fresh?
I mean, you could tell me that pokecenters have laundromats, and he hit up a pokecenter at least once every 7 days, but are you telling me he had a zip lock bag for the dirties and he could afford replacing that bag regularly?
Wait… think I’m answering my own questions here.
Yup, I’ve just become grosser as I’ve gotten older…
Edit: so I 100 percent replied to someone referencing the underwear wisdom from ep. 1 of pokemon.
Now that notification isn’t my notifications and I see this as a top level comment.
Just wanted to give that context.
Do not store your dirty underwear hermetically sealed! Stick it in a mesh or paper bag, something it can release the pent up humidity through; or you’ll get some really nasty laundry.
For Pokemon trainers, I’m no expert, but wouldn’t they just stick their clean clothes in one poke’ball & dirty laundry in another?
Is that how Grimer are born, sealed dirty underwear?
Shitstain I choose you
I have no clue how people would do it, since I don’t even understand how other men can wear boxers without accidentally giving their nuts a good squeeze sometimes. Tight briefs keep those out of harm’s way.
I don’t get boxers either. It’s just going commando with an extra step. The sole thing you stand to gain (support) is nonexistent with boxers. I don’t know why people bother.
Boxers provide a layer between you and the pants. With commando the pants would need washing sooner.
I wind up getting claustrophobic in briefs and have to adjust a lot more than when I’m in boxers. And I bother with wearing boxers because they are softer than the fabric of the pants I wear.
amazes me how careless people can be. like tuck your shit down, zip your pants up. not difficult. just pay attention to what you’re doing. if you can’t handle that, button fly.
I’m not talking about getting them jammed in the zipper, I’m talking about getting them pinched between my leg and my torso.
I consider underwear bourgeois decadence, same as socks
I need socks because I have a fragile skin and if I don’t wear them, shoes will skin my footsies. :c
You can have my socks
How are this many people getting their dick stuck in zippers? Is average lemmy age 9?
I’m more concerned by the amount of people with shitty assholes who cannot wipe. I considered nuking the thread out of fear of what I’ve created.
I will say that personally, I do have to take extra special precautions due to non-painful external hemorrhoids. It really does make things extra annoying to clean.
I won’t describe further, but in my case, underwear are a must :/
If you have hemorrhoids for more than a few days you need a medical intervention, bud. :(
I wear underwear when I go out. But if I’m at home, I’m mostly commando. I guess just regularly showering and changing clothes work pretty well. I also use a bidet, and an anti-perspiration deodorant (Oars + Alps).
In general, if you’re reasonably clean, it shouldn’t be an issue. I mean, you don’t fuck wearing underwear, and you don’t want to smell then. Just maintain that.
I guess just regularly showering and changing clothes work pretty well.
You madman!
I would recommend not using any sort of deodorant in your groin that’s just looking for health issues
Oh, I don’t put deodorant in my groin. Mostly armpits.
Can you actually like swipe anti-perspeirant along your buttcrack like a credit card and have no sweating for the day?
Edit: you have my ass’ ear 🧐
Edit: its own seperate antiperspirant unit for hygiene
To all the comments saying their junk has been caught in their zipper, I know a guy that swears by jock straps. Says they don’t bunch up or make you sweat a bunch since it’s basically just a strip of fabric over/around Wingus and the Ping Pong boys with some elastic bands to keep it there. I tried one once and threw it away after a day of wearing it so they’re not for everyone, but could be something to look into.
If your genitals aren’t made for jousting… thongs are the closest I can think of I guess? I don’t have any experience with having that configuration
Maybe, just maybe he was into bottoming
I mean he was, but he also wore them for comfort
I literally had to muddle on the topic of genitals made for jousting for a few moments. Well played, well said.
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Kilts.
Duuuuude, or dudette. Let me tell you a story.
One about people with certain waist ratios, and heavy manual labour, and what all that motion can do to underwear.
I recently moved houses, and for the first time ever (after decades of experience), chose to forgo undies and go commando in sweatpants for this recent ordeal.
Boy howdy. Let me tell you all the ways it was awesome. Sweat induced induction to asscrack, is but one of them. But likely the most important, the Knock-on ride-up effect. Also gone.
In youth, I was constantly accused of being anorexic (I wasn’t. Had no body dysmorphia. Just had a terrible relationship with food and hated eating in general. Thanks Mom and Grandma!)
In those days, I shat like a goat. Could have totally gone commando. Especially since I wore fresh clothes every day.
Nowadays I eat a lot and have gotten quite overweight (thanks weed!).
I have a bidet, and even with that level of cleaning, things stay clean until maybe noon, and then 4 out of 5 days I get that itch and need to do maintainence wipes every few hours. I also tend to wear the same pair of jeans/undies for 4 to 7 days before pulling out a fresh pair.
So, all in all, I would say everyone has a different biological context about the state of their bootyhole, and just about everyone has stinky cloth up against aforementioned bootyhole.
You shouldn’t be intensely itchy down there like that. It isn’t normal. Honestly you should probably go to a doctor because you might have some sort of infection. And please change your underwear. It will probably help with your itching.
… Everyone is at risk of a yeast infection if you’re wearing the same underwear for days at a time.
Do males get yeast infections? Where do they like to hangout?
Yes. All humans can get yeast infections.
I think people that swear by going “commando” just haven’t tried good underwear. I will not wear anything but under armour underwear. If anybody else has any other suggestions please let me know. These are the best I can find. They are expensive. That’s the only downside.
I exclusively wear Exo Foccio Give n Go boxer briefs
Expensive as hell, but soo worth it - a pair lasts me years before the elastic gives out, and they’re so comfortable
What do you have on your crotch that you think is so dangerous to be exposed to should it get on cloth?
I’m just more concerned about direct contact with the zipper.
Into all things a touch of care is required.
I go commando in the summer unless I’m working. I just wear basketball shorts and have no problems.
It would only be a some of the time thing for me, putting some on for professional settings or such where it’s probably more “needed.”
At home, install a bidet and use it well.
Also, be mindful and don’t needlessly grind your ass on the furniture, if that’s like, you know, one of your things.
