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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon envies the boomers

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Anon envies the boomers

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @Superheavy@lemmy.world
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    43•4 months ago

    Step 1) don’t be ugly

    Step 2) see step 1

    • @LouNeko@lemmy.world
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      20•4 months ago

      Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian

      • Yeather
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        1•4 months ago

        Exception? You mean the standard.

    • @Damage@feddit.it
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      17•4 months ago

      I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful

      • @criitz@reddthat.com
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        15•4 months ago

        Disagree!

      • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        12•4 months ago

        Disagree.

      • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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        10•4 months ago

        I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!

      • Lka1988
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        2•4 months ago

        Have you seen that hair though?

    • @RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works
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      • @dwindling7373@feddit.it
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        1•4 months ago

        No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them

        Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.

    • @Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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      10•4 months ago

      For men:

      1. Be rich
      2. Don’t be poor
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        • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          Oh and not call all women gold diggers.

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    • @notabot@lemm.ee
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      9•4 months ago

      “Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.

    • @edwardbear@lemmy.world
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      2•4 months ago

      i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.

      1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.

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