🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months agoAnon envies the boomerssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square60arrow-up1470
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minus-square@Superheavy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink43•4 months agoStep 1) don’t be ugly Step 2) see step 1
minus-square@LouNeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•4 months agoException to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
minus-square@Damage@feddit.itlinkfedilink17•4 months agoI mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
minus-square@Empricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish10•4 months agoI mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
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minus-square@dwindling7373@feddit.itlinkfedilinkEnglish1•4 months ago No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
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minus-square@captainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•4 months agoOh and not call all women gold diggers.
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minus-square@notabot@lemm.eelinkfedilink9•4 months ago“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
minus-square@edwardbear@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•4 months agoi’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner. 1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.
Step 1) don’t be ugly
Step 2) see step 1
Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian
Exception? You mean the standard.
I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful
Disagree!
Disagree.
I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!
Have you seen that hair though?
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Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.
For men:
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Oh and not call all women gold diggers.
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“Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.
i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.
1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.