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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago

Anon envies the boomers

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Anon envies the boomers

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 4 months ago
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  • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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    Conan O’Brian meeting his wife:

    https://people.com/tv/who-is-conan-obrien-liza-powel-obrien-wife/

    "Then I left the room after this 20-minute conversation with only her. " After joking about having kids together during this initial conversation, the two exchanged information and began dating. In January 2002, the couple tied the knot.

    So it happens, it just helps if you’re tall and ginger.

    • @Superheavy@lemmy.world
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      Step 1) don’t be ugly

      Step 2) see step 1

      • @LouNeko@lemmy.world
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        Exception to Rule 1: Be Conan Fucking O’Brian

        • Yeather
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          Exception? You mean the standard.

      • @Damage@feddit.it
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        I mean, Conan O’Brien isn’t exactly beautiful

        • @criitz@reddthat.com
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          15•4 months ago

          Disagree!

        • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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          12•4 months ago

          Disagree.

        • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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          10•4 months ago

          I mean, I would have his babies, and I’m a straight man!

        • Lka1988
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          2•4 months ago

          Have you seen that hair though?

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        • @dwindling7373@feddit.it
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          No one dreams about the guy they have to apologize for after you met them

          Have you ever been on planet earth? That’s sadly false in many instances.

      • @Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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        For men:

        1. Be rich
        2. Don’t be poor
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          • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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            Oh and not call all women gold diggers.

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      • @notabot@lemm.ee
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        “Don’t be ugly” is definitely helpful physically, but vital intelectually and emotionally.

      • @edwardbear@lemmy.world
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        i’m a 4 on a good day. Only dated once, she broke up with me, so I kinda accepted that I’m just not meant to have a partner.

        1 year later I met a nice lady at a birthday party I wasn’t exactly invited to, we talked, yaddayadda, 12 years later we are still together.

    • @mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
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      Alan Alda famously met his wife at a party, where someone dropped a cake on the floor. He and she were the only two who didn’t hesitate to scoop some up anyway.

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