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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Anon wants $3 million

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Anon wants $3 million

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @DaddleDew@lemmy.world
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    80•5 months ago

    I call BS. There are still tools and ways you could easily break through it. Plenty of which are far better than just kicking it.

    • @ch00f@lemmy.world
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      102•5 months ago

      There was a guard. It was only $500. People were invited to kick it, but it was monitored.

      https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3m-marketing-scheme/

      • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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        17•5 months ago

        Ah, I’m going to miss Snopes in the post-truth society. :(

    • Pennomi
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      31•5 months ago

      Dremel with a diamond drill bit would make quick work of that

      • @50MYT@aussie.zone
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        39•5 months ago

        Bus stop.

        Bus.

        Pretty sure if the bus went at it fast enough backwards it would do better than some clown and his size 11s

      • @Limonene@lemmy.world
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        31•5 months ago

        Pretty much any tool with a cutting surface made of tungsten, high speed steel, or industrial diamond.

        But one source I found says they only let people use their feet.

        • @GraniteM@lemmy.world
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          5 months ago

          And nobody thought to install some glass breakers on the bottom of their boots?

          Edit: Hell, I’d even consider wedging a nice sharp piece of quartz into the tread of a boot.

          • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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            15•5 months ago

            Bullet proof glass is plexiglass/polycarbonate, so I don’t think a glass breaker would help.

            • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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              3•5 months ago

              What about spiked cleats?

              • Pennomi
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                2•5 months ago

                Oddly enough having lots of spikes hurts your chances by spreading the force over more area. You’d really just want a single small spike.

              • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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                1•5 months ago

                It’s like an inch thick plastic, so I doubt that would help. I think that’s what they make the overlook sky balconys out of, so it’s pretty resilient. Maybe you could whittle away at it with metal cleats over time? But I think they would probably kick you out first.

            • @meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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              1•5 months ago

              This isn’t plexiglass, it seems to just be laminated glass

              • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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                1•5 months ago

                Hmm, bullet proof glass is plexi/polycarb, so I wonder why they’re advertising it as such.

                • @meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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                  1•5 months ago

                  I don’t think they were advertising it that way, the label in the picture says security glass. The reddit post is just poorly titled.

        • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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          11•5 months ago

          If they’re only allowing kicking, you should use a 50cal shoe!

          https://youtu.be/Sfpr_S8nVLA

      • Sabata
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        6•5 months ago

        If it’s 3 million dollars, my car at 30mph should handle it.

    • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      8•5 months ago

      No no no. Chop chop master onion head taught me everything I need to know.

      Kick punch it’s all in the mind, if ya wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find, the things I teach ya are sure to beat ya! Nevertheless you get a lesson from teacher! Now…

      KICK!

      • @Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world
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        1•5 months ago

        Step on the gas.
        …O…O…O…X…

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