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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

Anon wants $3 million

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Anon wants $3 million

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @Limonene@lemmy.world
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    31•5 months ago

    Pretty much any tool with a cutting surface made of tungsten, high speed steel, or industrial diamond.

    But one source I found says they only let people use their feet.

    • @GraniteM@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      And nobody thought to install some glass breakers on the bottom of their boots?

      Edit: Hell, I’d even consider wedging a nice sharp piece of quartz into the tread of a boot.

      • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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        15•5 months ago

        Bullet proof glass is plexiglass/polycarbonate, so I don’t think a glass breaker would help.

        • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          3•5 months ago

          What about spiked cleats?

          • Pennomi
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            2•5 months ago

            Oddly enough having lots of spikes hurts your chances by spreading the force over more area. You’d really just want a single small spike.

          • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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            1•5 months ago

            It’s like an inch thick plastic, so I doubt that would help. I think that’s what they make the overlook sky balconys out of, so it’s pretty resilient. Maybe you could whittle away at it with metal cleats over time? But I think they would probably kick you out first.

        • @meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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          1•5 months ago

          This isn’t plexiglass, it seems to just be laminated glass

          • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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            1•5 months ago

            Hmm, bullet proof glass is plexi/polycarb, so I wonder why they’re advertising it as such.

            • @meowMix2525@lemm.ee
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              1•5 months ago

              I don’t think they were advertising it that way, the label in the picture says security glass. The reddit post is just poorly titled.

    • @JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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      11•5 months ago

      If they’re only allowing kicking, you should use a 50cal shoe!

      https://youtu.be/Sfpr_S8nVLA

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