maybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
Don’t skin walkers try to steal your skinin order for shape shift into you? Plus, I don’t know if they kill you first before stealing, but I was under the assumption one dies after an encounter with them.
What’s even supposed to be scary about skinwalkers? That they can shape shift? That’s not scary. That’s badass!
What’s scary about something using your appearance to menace the people you love? Gee, I can’t imagine. /s
maybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed.
Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
and that’s when you get it with the old fork in the eye
The forking is the best part.
so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
How YOU doin’?
this amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
Yeah, wouldn’t do anything i haven’t managed myself.
It’s not the shapeshifting itself, but the fact that they’re malevolent beings.
Don’t skin walkers try to steal your skinin order for shape shift into you? Plus, I don’t know if they kill you first before stealing, but I was under the assumption one dies after an encounter with them.