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minus-squareLousyCornMuffinslinkfedilinkEnglish10•14 hours agomaybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
minus-square@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink5•14 hours agoMake sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed. Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
minus-squareLousyCornMuffinslinkfedilinkEnglish2•14 hours agoand that’s when you get it with the old fork in the eye
minus-squareLousyCornMuffinslinkfedilinkEnglish2•13 hours agoso, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
minus-squareLousyCornMuffinslinkfedilinkEnglish2•13 hours agothis amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
maybe don’t be such a dick to the skinwalker. take it out for pizzas and beer. share some weed. rent some ebikes and do wheelies. go jaywalking in front of the police station in Santa Monica together. become besties.
Make sweet sweet love to it so I can finally know what I’m like in bed.
Huh? What? No, I didn’t say anything…
and that’s when you get it with the old fork in the eye
The forking is the best part.
so, uh, meet at the santa monica police station for some jaywalking and light makeouts?
How YOU doin’?
this amazon job does not pay nearly well enough
those jaywalks were lousy
this is how i feel about work