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@rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days ago

10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.

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10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.

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@rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days ago
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  • @remon@ani.social
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    12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?

    • @MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      12•7 days ago

      Not enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.

      • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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        7•7 days ago

        Moar fiber!

    • @bieren@lemmy.zip
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      When do you think I browse the feds

    • @rumba@lemmy.zipOP
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      2•7 days ago

      It takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.

      • @remon@ani.social
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        2•7 days ago

        Bidet masterrace!

        • @rumba@lemmy.zipOP
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          2•7 days ago

          You know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive

          • @dogs0n@sh.itjust.works
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            1•7 days ago

            There’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.

            • @rumba@lemmy.zipOP
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              1•7 days ago

              or toilet paper, for us rubes. :)

    • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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      Like, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh

      • @remon@ani.social
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        I mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.

        • @Piemanding@sh.itjust.works
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          IBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.

    • Robust Mirror
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      Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.

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