@rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFWmessage-square51arrow-up1165
arrow-up1165message-square10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFW@rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month agomessage-square51
minus-square@remon@ani.sociallinkfedilink10•1 month ago12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?
minus-square@MimicJar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink12•30 days agoNot enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.
minus-square@Maalus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•30 days agoLike, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh
minus-square@remon@ani.sociallinkfedilink2•30 days agoI mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.
minus-square@Piemanding@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink2•30 days agoIBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.
minus-squareRobust Mirrorlinkfedilink2•30 days agoYeah I don’t think I’ve ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.
minus-square@rumba@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•30 days agoIt takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.
minus-square@rumba@lemmy.zipOPlinkfedilinkEnglish2•30 days agoYou know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive
minus-square@dogs0n@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink1•30 days agoThere’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.
12 minutes … and per day? How much are you people shitting?
Not enough if I want to master it in my lifetime.
Moar fiber!
When do you think I browse the feds
Like, 40 mins a day? It all depends on the person, someone with IBS can go to the toilet 4 - 5 times in the morning for instance. I think I already mastered shitting tbh
I mean sure, if you have a condition. But it seems a quite a lot for the average person.
IBS really skews the mean. We gotta find the median.
Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever taken a 12 minute poop in my life.
It takes me longer to wipe than poop. But to each their own.
Bidet masterrace!
You know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive
There’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.
or toilet paper, for us rubes. :)