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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.

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10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.

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Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

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Bidet masterrace!
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  2•1 month ago
  You know, I want one. But it appears the cheap ones are bad and the good ones are super fucking expensive
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    There’s always a bucket, or squeezy bottle or garden hose for you in these dark brown times.
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      1•1 month ago
      or toilet paper, for us rubes. :)

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