@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 28 days agoThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square194arrow-up11.02Kfile-text
arrow-up11.02KimageThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.net@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 28 days agomessage-square194file-text
minus-square@known_unknown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•28 days agoThis is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi WandlinkfedilinkEnglish12•28 days agoCue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
minus-square@Kellenved@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish7•28 days agoStellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
minus-square@PolarKraken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink3•27 days agoBilly Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.
This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.