@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 2 months agoThe Lord works in mysterious ways?slrpnk.netimagemessage-square191arrow-up11.02Kfile-text
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minus-square@ceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink21•2 months agoWith God so withered, no wonder the world’s in the state it’s in.
minus-square@known_unknown@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink8•2 months agoThis is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
minus-squareBrave Little Hitachi WandlinkfedilinkEnglish12•2 months agoCue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
minus-square@Kellenved@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish7•2 months agoStellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
minus-square@PolarKraken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink3•2 months agoBilly Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.
With God so withered, no wonder the world’s in the state it’s in.
This is like the tee-up to an infomercial targeted at Jesus
Cue black and white clips of Yahweh failing at basic tasks
Stellar body interactions got you down? Can’t even solve the most basic three-body problem? Feeling like the laughingstock of your divine peers?
Billy Mays did pass into the Great Beyond, after all…that guy could sell some As Seen on TV omnipotence to a whole pantheon of deities, I’m sure of it.