Not buying teslas will become actually illegal if anyone points out it’s not actually illegal. Mandatory Patriotism Teslas for all Americans.

They don’t tend to acknowledge or believe trans men exist anyway. It’s not on their radar.

Because the only meaningful political move for Republicans today is to follow Trump. If they push back they get cut from the pack and lose support.

Sign up to find bugs.

Finds bugs.

Mfw

I misread this as “Finnish Leopard”

And spent way too long trying to spot a snow leopard hiding in it…

Ah yes, I certainly couldn’t have understood that without shopping and swimwear discount sales analogies.

Get those bikini tops half off boys! First sale! WOO

Spiders.

Getting this email is career goals

This is a riveting ama

The problem is what happens to their family if they’re reported as captured :(

My friends car started making a weird noise.

I said, “it sounds like you blew a seal”

To which she immediately responded “EOAEOOAOAOAAOOO” - which was obviously intended as the sound of a seal coming to climax.

“Hey Witcher, why do you carry two swords?”

I find the aeldari super interesting. They have weapons that don’t touch the body but hit the soul. They live on craft worlds which a basically constructed planets and can travel via the webway, a mysterious network of ‘back rooms’ they constructed long ago - and once they fucked so hard they tore a rift in reality and birthed a new god.

Okay grandpa

I thought neverhood was just a fever dream I had as a child

170cm’ here. As a woman I wish I was shorter. I’m taller than my friends and too shy to stick out so much from the pack.

My husband is the same height too, and it would be a small bonus to be a touch shorter than him imo. But that doesn’t really bother me at all (and I totally dont view it as a problem with him in any way).

Nobody goes to get Healthcare just because they ‘want it’ but don’t need it.

No doctor prescribes things that aren’t medically necessary.

Health insurance as it exists in the US is a social cancer.

Yesss

Yep. That whole plate looks like my childhood.