I’m a Satanist, but I fuck with based Jesus.

I tried really hard to be born rich but it didn’t pan out.

I finally understand what that means.

Dead Hand fucked me up in 1998. I don’t think I’ve been quite right since.

I’d love to have a condition that turns a PB&J into a cocktail.

Diabolical.

Pus*

I’m working my way through the Gentleman Bastard Sequence by Scott Lynch again. I’m about halfway thru Red Seas Under Red Skies and I’m looking forward to reading The Thorn of Emberlain. Also, I’ve been thinking about picking up the Coldfire series by C.S. Friedman.

Januaries?

You guys are so silly.

Yes and yes, in that order.

Counterpoint: yes.

Removed by mod

Annoying sounds should be the least of your worries about Roblox. That game is a cess pool of porn and Nazi shit. My kids aren’t allowed to know it exists, let alone play it.

I can’t really provide much insight, but I was once contracted by a local Masonic lodge to install new windows. I had unsupervised access to pretty much any room that had a window in it, and I was even permitted to look around in the windowless chamber where they performed many of their rituals. They were actually pretty excited to show me around. I can’t imagine that they would allow a perfect stranger into their secret lair if they really had anything to hide. But, ya know, take what I say with a pinch of salt as it’s just one anecdote about one lodge in Nowhere, Ohio.

That erases any fun there is to be had. I want them to know it.

The language barrier mostly.

I’m more of a “well, shit” guy myself.