Coffee. It’s something that I refuse to compromise on. It may be especially important to me because I like to drink it black. If it doesn’t taste great without adding anything to it, it’s not with drinking at all in my opinion.

You’re kidding, right?

Yes, very mild indeed. Almost too mild 🤨

Ah, okay. I guess that makes more sense. It’s still a pretty scuffed punchline, because doesn’t the movie pretty clearly explain that? Why would the character just be getting it? Seems pretty shoehorned in. I guess I’m thinking too hard about a silly comic

The punchline about Jack Sparrow makes no sense. It has zero connection to drones. Is it just supposed to be funny because it’s a reference? Maybe I’m missing something

If you had to put money on it, what do you think the odds are that he knows the basic open C chord on the guitar?

Both probably. Or just flat out too stupid to have an opinion

Your POST gave me a SEIZURE Which I will be Recovering from (forever)!

Sure, give it a try

Hey, I’m definitely not condemning their entire catalog. I think they have some genuinely great songs and some truly excellent talent in their lineup that shines bright from time to time. However, Dani California is NOT a good song and I will never bend on that.

I had the exact same experience with my local shitty rock station. I really have only one thing to say about it:

Getting born in the state of Mississippi Papa was a copper, and her mama was a hippy In Alabama she would swing a hammer Price you got to pay when you break the panorama She never knew that there was anything more than poor What in the world does your company take me for? Black bandanna, sweet Louisiana Robbing on a bank in the state of Indiana She’s a runner Rebel, and a stunner On her merry way saying baby, watcha gonna? Looking down the barrel of a hot metal forty-five Just another way to survive California, rest in peace Simultaneous release California, show your teeth She’s my priestess I’m your priest Yeah, yeah, yeah She’s a lover, baby, and a fighter Should’ve seen it coming when I got a little brighter With a name like Dani California Day was gonna come when I was gonna mourn ya A little loaded, she was stealing another breath I love my baby to death California, rest in peace Simultaneous release California, show your teeth She’s my priestess I’m your priest Yeah, yeah, yeah Who knew the other side of you? Who knew that others died to prove? Too true to say goodbye to you Too true to say, say, say Pushed the fader, gifted animator One for the now, and eleven for the later Never made it up to Minnesota North Dakota man Wasn’t gunnin’ for the quota Down in the Badlands she was saving the best for last It only hurts when I laugh Gone too fast California, rest in peace Simultaneous release California, show your teeth She’s my priestess I’m your priest Yeah, yeah, yeah

Fuck Elon and all of that (I hope he falls into an open manhole), but I fail to see what the video proves

The lack of awareness is what really gets me on this one. It’s almost unbelievable

Hey, Cancun doesn’t deserve that

Nice work yeeting that person’s argument

Honestly, it’s the same for me. I’m a very careful person and when it does happen, I feel a spike of both surprise and panick

lol. About 10 (maybe more) years too late

I’ve got an anecdote in a similar vein about my dishwasher. It has a little lighted screen that tells you what phase of the wash it’s in. At some point part of the screen broke so it doesn’t show the G in “washing” and “drying” anymore. When I look at it, it reads as Washin’ or Dryin’ and it makes me smile because it feels like my washer has gotten a little sassy in its old age

Hey, I just heard the oven chime. I think your dinosaur chicken nuggets are ready

Thank you kindly partner