mayo_cider [he/him]

I repost my jokes between instances:

every time I’ve “predicted” something and someone asked me how I knew, my answer was “this already happened in 20xx, you should play mega man”

this started before the us was independent, blaming just trump for the excesses of the nation built on genocide and white supremacy is like blaming osama bin laden for the 911

I blame the firefighters

every time I’ve “predicted” something and someone asked me how I knew, my answer was “this already happened in 20xx, you should play mega man”

We are told that selfishness is innate to all of us, even though it has to be taught to most of the children

If you are offended by this, you might be incapable of self-reflection

Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation fought to tooth and nail to prevent a patent free vaccination

I’m too drunk to find a better source: https://www.wired.com/story/opinion-the-world-loses-under-bill-gates-vaccine-colonialism/

Gates’ argument about the TRIPS waiver—and the one being vociferously lobbied by pharmaceutical companies—is that waiving patent rights would not help poor countries scale up manufacturing and would instead eliminate incentives for future research.

This coming from the guy who has preached for population control for decades is pretty grim

https://www.weforum.org/stories/2018/09/africas-rapid-population-growth-puts-poverty-progress-at-risk-says-gates/

Rapid population growth in some of Africa’s poorest countries could put at risk future progress towards reducing global poverty and improving health, according to a report by the philanthropic foundation of Bill Gates.

Bill Gates is just as much a fascist as Elon Musk

I hope you remember what Bill Gates did to corona vaccinations

You know you can unplug it?

I also have plenty to hide (crimes)

Clearly it’s not that great of a poison

“We were just bringing tourists to Nanjing!”

Synthesis: unlimited genocide on the first world

Everything else is valid but you don’t have to come at lazy people like that

I appreciate the propaganda, but I wouldn’t fear shapiro even if he killed himself with tren

Love to see national pride for a colony

Coming from a country with socialized healthcare, this reads like a strawman

The waiting times aren’t a constant, it’s weighted based on your needs

If you have an acute but not life threatening problem, you can either book a time with a nurse or a doctor (usually you’ll see them in a couple of days at the worst times), and depending on the seriousness of the issue you’ll get bumped up in the queue, or you can go to the ER and wait for a few hours

Operations like surgeries can take months before you get them, but once again if the issue is serious enough to debilitate and prevent you from functioning in your day-to-day life, you’ll get bumped in the queue

And most importantly, if it’s life threatening, you’ll get a free helicopter ride to a hospital on the other side of the country if you need a specialist that’s not available closer to you, and they’ll move mountains to save you

The cost is usually something like $30-$40 for a night in the hospital (all-inclusive, I spent one night in hospital last year, got three blood works, five consultations with two different doctors, ultrasound and four meals, would have cost the same if I got an MRI or a helicopter ride)

The biggest actual downfalls of socialized healthcare I’ve experienced are dental care (not free, but still heavily subsidized) and mental health (the worst waiting times, but even then it’s mostly due to lack of mental health professionals, the care itself is subsidized for the first three years)

And get this, if you want something faster or better, you can still pay some extra and go for a private provider (the services are like 100-300% more expensive, but the baseline is still in the range of tens or hundreds of dollars, not thousands)

And the most important part is the medicine, insulin is like $200/100ml without government subsidies, if you have a prescription it’s less than $100 for a year’s supply

How would you do rizz buzz with this?

A more direct democracy would do wonders, but we could start off with “the watchmen should know and follow the law”

We can all be watchmen

The amount of political parties doesn’t mean there’s any actual checks and balances, having a direct effect on the system does

We can be each others’ watchers, hierarchy isn’t a natural law