Among others but I think that’s the original source

Someone has been sounding the alarm that a false flag attack is planned for a few days now

I wonder if the Museum of Failure has a deposit in

Can reproduce

Insurance doesn’t cover acts of God

I think that’s what he was going for, so I’m not sure this is a great insult

Since this cat was getting diagnosed with diabetes I think it’s a safe bet they identified the cause of the plastic chewing.

I was in college during the years leading up to y2k and supported myself at the time getting IT infrastructure ready. Some friends and I decided to write a “virus” that, on bootup, checks to see if the current date is in the first week of January 2000 and if it is and a backup of the fonts is not found (so it’ll only run once) then it’ll back up your fonts and alter the originals to replace the y character with the k. This affected everything system wide.

That created more chaos than anticipated.

Looks like this particular popemobile was recently commissioned, and it’s large. Built on a dodge ram truck. He planned to donate that from the beginning, though I suspect he expected to be alive when it was converted.

In related news this is the first time a popemobile was used as a hearse, since it’s spec’d in a way that allowed that.

I think it’s clever. If it still resembles a popemobile after the conversion the image of it destroyed may haunt Isreal. But yes, he ensured it would be feasible.

That hole looks suspiciously phallic

Barking orders, destroying their reputation and demanding his ass be wiped with silk before jumping on his private jet to do the same thing at the next office in his rotation?

If this is a serious question these are normally sold to hospitals and compound pharmacies. They’re to ensure drugs are administered properly and safely. The company that makes these was baffled when this meme started since it was only their rectal stickers that were selling out, and it created actual problems for pharmacies. Some had to hand write these with marker for a while.

Here’s another example plus there are a few others linked in the comments there.

Anecdotally one of my cats will “fix” her fur in the mirror if it gets messed up. My theory is that they do generally pass the mirror test but most cats just don’t care.

He’s working on it.

Some plastic has fish oil in it, or at least that’s the explanation I heard.

NASA used crayons before those space pens, and iirc the pens were available for a while before they tried them

https://xkcd.com/927/

Well, cobras eat other snakes, so…

I misread your post as “vitamin AI” and somehow it still made sense given how stupid everything else is

Capitalism doesn’t hate the working class any more than a lion hates its prey.