Too bad Bernie is a democrat. He will never be president.

Chicks will do anything for Chad.

Why are Yankees intolerant?

Why are Yankees racists?

Kill those Russians. Target the North Korean troops.

I boycott McDonalds because of the salmonella.

I’m sure RFK is really going to eat that.

Kill those Russians! Target the North Korean troops.

4B 4ever!

Women hate women.

I don’t know. I mean you can reuse a torch or you can make your own.

I’d think that you’d make more on the guillotines. The margins should be higher. No profits on torches.

Buy stock in guillotine companies.

It is too late. We are going to die!

No one’s winning that game.

What about touching ass that is sitting on grass?

He shouldn’t stand for this!

Yep. If you don’t want me to use it, don’t give it to me. I’ll be thinking about you on the beach. Not!

How much oil does Costa Rica have?

My religion is against eating pork.