So…

He has had a wank. He has shit into his pants. (Reason unknown) Barb (his partner?) has left him (Also reason unknown)

What is a GOB and why is it blessed?

Grindr sound

“Uhh, Honey? I’m just going to have a quick walk to… err… look for a Yeti.”

Because they nicked out of Picard’s Tardis.

He was in the UK with me on 4th December. We talked about his back pain and drank coffee. He laughed about the English love of queuing and obsession with invading countries rich in spices that we don’t put on our food. I made a crass joke about the American health care system.

I will sign a statement to this affect.

The religion of the attacker has not been stated. Maybe you meant to say brown people?

If you didn’t like that assumption, maybe other people don’t either.

What a set of smug cunts

Open yourself up to new things

Respectfully Sir, I want to nail your whole family.

For people in America a doctor is the healthcare professional that your insurance company won’t let you see.

This is great. Really shows how the owl gets air, rocks and shoves forward with its talons out to fuck that kestrels day right up.

Surely it takes some balls to come i for an attack on the home ground like that.

I want to believe they are trolls. I really do.

Going solely by the comments on that YouTube page, you can clearly see why our politicians hold us in such contempt.

“Don’t believe everything you read”

Fair enough then. I read as he came back and did one song and that was it. Thank you for your clarification. 👍

Could he not just have ignored it? Or had security get them out?

I guess if it was a really small gig then maybe not, but it seems like derailing the gig was giving the jeckler the attention and headline they wanted, no?

Get in the lift.

Stare while ripping an absolutely rancid fart that strips the enamel off her teeth.

Sharpie my number across her tits and give her “double-guns” on the way out

I look at the VW range and I see boring cars. I love my Passat B8 and the earlier and later Golf, but the new electric range is dull and plagued with problems.

£50k for an ID3 GTX with a little spec is expensive.

How did they steal it, you may ask?

Caerphilly.

I’ll see myself out.

Is that the “catch me outside” girl?