Well, not exactly, that orange cockroach has been scurrying around this whole time.

I’m finally going to medical school!

Harvard Medical. As a cadaver. They’ll return my ashes to my son when the students are finished hacking my fat ass up for science.

A terrible and infuriating time. Brutal year ahead.

I also use a can.

Correct

It’s not.

Fuck no!

Good one. One of the best on this thread.

Hmmm, I kinda like it. Ty.

Not at 0115 😏

She’s a sweetie, unless she’s hungry. Then cries like a banshee.

Fuck religion & churches.

Lock this POS behind bars!

Dissolve religion. Take their property. Treat them as cults and tax them as any business.

I really need to get the Teamsters into my ambulance company.

Mmmm, applesauce.

Shakey Graves: Great one man band

She’s a rotten stupid Cunt.

Hold the line!

No

We’re the ambulance division. Would love to get Teamsters in here. We’re just a human package “UPS”.

#Truth

I work for the biggest healthcare conglomerate in Boston. They earn billions. So, must spend it. Massachusetts General is currently building two new high rises at over $2B.