The top one is a mathematician who wanted to hire geometric manifolds, but got engine manifolds.

The bottom is a mechanic who needs engine manifolds, but got euclidean surfaces.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifold

Best combo in Pandemic

I’m assuming walking uses less energy than swimming. Birds walk because it uses less energy than flying.

Having trained as a paramedic, I could find a vein on a patient by general anatomy and feel. Not sure if I could do that on myself or not.

A bit damp, but no complaints. Considering a new career distributing swords.

It will be used to track who owns a gun!

Maybe not, but the fact that it could, should get them to oppose it.

You can probe me anytime 😏

It’s mainly a tool for working with matrices (matrix laboratory). This is useful for solving ordinary differential equations. Learning Matlab is usually a requirement for first year engineering students. I’m now a licensed chemical engineer, and I haven’t used Matlab since sophomore year.

Maybe it’s more social. A little fisting among friends, if you will.

There are still a few shortwave broadcasters. You could build your own shortwave receiver from a kit: https://swling.com/db/radio-kits/

There’s a list of stations here: https://www.savenetradio.org/shortwave-radio-station-frequencies/

You can also get into a amateur radio fairly easily. In the US, lots of radio clubs put on license classes, especially for the entry level technician class license. Most other countries have an amateur radio scheme.

Passport is based on birth certificate, and is a realid

You can fit two moles in a liter, but a gopher is too big

Cutting junior employees today sounds like a great option, until 10 years down the road you realize you don’t have any experienced people to backfill the senior employees who are leaving.

I anthropomorphize my reproductive organs too, why should shrooms get a pass?

I can pull a Proton out and put it back in, as long as you’re not observing me

If we had ranked choice or some other system, dems and repubs would both lose to third parties that actually represent the people

You mean it lives on land and in the pond?

Yes

Dinosaurs weren’t discovered until the late 1800s. Dinosaur fossils obviously didn’t exist before then. All of the fossils being found in the 1900s was just a fad.