One of my top rules for driving - don’t be NICE, be PREDICTABLE!

Because not everyone has an exhaustive knowledge about every item that’s ever been in an art installation, and this is being presented like it’s an actual product. Congratulations on your superior intellect, I guess.

My understanding…

You’ve misunderstood.

Thinking of Russell Brand, maybe?

Never really looked and just realized how cluttered that apartment is.

I’m an atheist and even I think the dude’s a twat who enjoys the smell of his own farts.

It’s ridiculous how obsolete US utility companies are, especially water companies that often require you to show up to their office in person to activate service or set up automatic payments (You want a voided paper check? I don’t even have checks for my account. What’s wrong with a debit card?).

And they go crazy with their estimated bills. I worked an IT job where I’d fly to some city in the US for a week of work, fly home on Friday, do laundry and submit expense reports, and do it all again the next week. Was pretty much never home. Got a water bill for $300+, and they wanted to try and argue with me that the bill was correct. They suggested maybe I had a leak somewhere, as if a leak that resulted in a $300+ bill wouldn’t have been causing some blatantly obvious issues that I would have seen.

That’s fine. Just don’t waste anyone else’s time complaining about that stuff if you’re not going to exert the minimal effort to do anything about it.

American Exceptionalism.

gestures broadly

Now I’m wondering how one goes about boycotting federal taxes.

I like Apollo for e-scooters - I’ve got their City model. Manufacturing and support are based in Canada, so you won’t get Chinesium crap that falls apart during the first week of use and comes with a support contact number that’s no longer in service.

Split ends and highlights?

My father was a drunk who liked to beat the shit out of his wife in front of the kids. Now he’s wasting away with Alzheimer’s and I’m waiting for his funeral announcement so I can piss on his grave.

He was a know-nothing failure of a human being when I was a child, and he’s certainly no better today.

Much easier to fall off a balcony than through a window. Convenient feature in Russian culture.

Exactly the issue for me. Wearing anything in bed just feels like I’m getting tangled up in fabrics.

Clears up my confusion on why someone would bomb an IVF clinic - that’s usually reserved for abortion clinics among American nutters.

In our super-stellar, better-than-everyone-else, American exceptionalism job market, many Americans end up working their asses off for less than minimum wage in the service industry at least once in their lives. Enough so that we’re all mostly familiar with the most common industry slang.

Fingers crossed that’s just a stock image because that wardrobe is very depressingly beige.

For when you’re feeling nostalgic.

There’s some shithead in my area that lugs around one of those large JBL party-size looking Bluetooth speakers and has a habit of sitting at the bus stop across the street from my apartment and blasting his shitty rap music for the whole fucking neighborhood to suffer. Always super awesome to finish a long night shift, crawl into bed, and be woken up to that shit a few hours later.