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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

You're basically losing money if you don't

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You're basically losing money if you don't

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de
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    38•2 years ago

    It’s fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don’t.

    • @anolemmi@lemmi.social
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      24•2 years ago

      Just got two Powerball tix for tonight, thanks! Since one ticket is 50%, two should basically guarantee I win!

      Gonna go kick my boss in the balls and walk out, should be fine, right? Probably.

      • Karyoplasma
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        1•2 years ago

        Correct. Do it like Homer and use you boss’s head as bongos.

    • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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      That would imply the one organising the gambling isn’t taking a cut.

      • @GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de
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        Nah you’re wrong

  • @Kruemel@feddit.de
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    Sorry i’m the boring guy. It is (more than) 20 times more probable to lose 100% than to win 2000% in most gambling.

    • @ifGoingToCrashDont@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      Actually it’s 50%. Either you win or you don’t: 50%.

      /s

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      You’re going to get us kicked out of the casino talking like that!

    • @byroon@lemmy.world
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      That’s just what the casinos want you to think. They don’t want you taking their money!

  • @son_named_bort@lemmy.world
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    15•2 years ago

    And if you lost 100% of your money last time, then you’re due to win 2000% this time.

  • @gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    9•2 years ago

    simultaneously laughs and sobs in leveraged investments

    • @Blackmist@feddit.uk
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      2•2 years ago

      Leveraged “investments”.

  • @ByteWizard@lemm.ee
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    6•2 years ago

    Lottery and gambling are taxes on emotionally weak people who can’t do math.

    • @ladicius@lemmy.world
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      11•2 years ago

      Lotteries unique selling point is hope.

      • @ScrotusMaximus@lemmy.ninja
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        6•2 years ago

        Isn’t it telling that our society has to gamble on hope because there is a perception of no other chance?

      • @ByteWizard@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        Sure, but the hope is a result of the first two issues.

        They can’t do the math so they think there is a chance. And because they WANT there to be a chance they ignore every time they lose.

        • @ladicius@lemmy.world
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          I know you have a point, a good one, Lotteries cater to the vulnerable etc. - but you are wrong in one aspect: There are winners, in every lottery, and that’s what fuels the hope.

          Even small chances are chances. It’s that simple ;)

          • @ByteWizard@lemm.ee
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            1•2 years ago

            When did I say there weren’t any winners? I said people think there’s a chance that they might win personally. And you can state the gamblers fallacy any way you like, the fact that there are winners in a lottery has nothing to with the chances of winning personally. Bad at math, bad at logic, too emotional, call it anything you like. Any hope is a result of these flaws, not the cause.

            https://www.palomar.edu/users/bthompson/Gambler's Fallacy.html

            • @lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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              Probably more likely to turn 20$ into a fortune playing the lottery than most other ways you could invest it.

              • @InfiniWheel@lemmy.one
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                Honestly, chances might be extremely low. But if all it takes is a couple of bucks sometimes to maybe win even 1000, I’d take it.

  • @pipe01@lemmy.pipe01.net
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    6•2 years ago

    Why stop at 2000%

  • CyberCatBytes
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    So true

  • @thepianistfroggollum@lemmynsfw.com
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    2•2 years ago

    There’s theoretically no upper limit of how much you can increase your money.

    I mean, at a certain point you’ll end up devaluating the currency to the point that the economy collapses, but that’s a later problem.

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