You will never be the person you are now ever again

moosetwin · 2 years ago

@AllBlue22@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Life’s too short to not have a bidet.

@Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 years ago

I’m using mine right now! 😆

Ignotum · 2 years ago

Life is short

Why not make it shorter

Eat McDonalds

@reverendsteveii@sopuli.xyz · 2 years ago

Okay but why not?

moosetwin · 2 years ago

sorry for subliminal mcdonalds advertising

Grammaton Cleric · 2 years ago

More like superlimnal 🤣

Che Banana · 2 years ago

Actually could be an advert wirh some upbeat music, some random guys high fiving, and the tagline.

Edgarallenpwn · 2 years ago

I heard this song for the first time when I was about 8 or 9 and the existential dread stopped since.

@Pinklink@lemm.ee · 2 years ago

Thank god, the person I am now is a dick

TherouxSonfeir · 2 years ago

At least we get fries!

Aatube · 2 years ago

Is this real

BlinkerFluid · 2 years ago

1000012624 No, this is Patrick.

@RobertOwnageJunior@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

@PeWu@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

Her face is creepy.

@havokdj@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Actually she seems quite attractive, it is the smile that is off putting

@can@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

God, I hope not.