That’s just God bowling.
My grandma used to say the angels were bowling
The really loud claps, like wall shaking ones were them cheering at a strike
My mother used to say this.
In Norse mythology, it’s Thor riding his carriage.
But he is riding his carriage during combat with the giants and then the actual lighting is when he throws his hammer? But I could be wrong, it was a couple of years since I studied this
When the thunderstorm is very far away and I can listen just the faintest noise i I like to say that the sky’s stomach is rumbling.
God is about to drop some explosive diaharea.
Gods farting
When I was a kid, my parents or grandparents (don’t remember exactly) used to say, they are playing bowling up there.
i find thunderstorm relaxing and i take kitty nyap
That’s jod dropping logs. Sounds like it was holy enchilada night last night
God’s farts smell like ozone.
Only if thunder is followed by putrid stench :D
Volcanos can smell of sulphur so…
Volcanos, Mother Earth’s buttholes
Oh lawd help me, I’m about to burn ma dick
