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Stamets [Mirror] to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago

Mr and Mrs. Locutus

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Mr and Mrs. Locutus

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  • @BertramDitore@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    You will be assimilated. Reception is at 7pm.

    • Hot Saucerman
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      4•2 years ago

      “I don’t think I’m going to be able to make it to the wedding, I know you wanted to get married in Greece, but that’s too far for me to—”

      “Resistance is futile.”

  • @Snoopey@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    I fucking love this place

  • The Picard Maneuver
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    2 years ago

    What is the customary wedding gift for a Borg marriage?

    • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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      16•2 years ago

      Biological and technological distinctiveness.

      They’re registered at Ikea.

      • The Picard Maneuver
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        8•2 years ago

        Oh yeah, I guess I always skip that section

    • @Apollonius_Cone@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      An ice cube tray. Eh? Eh? I’ll see myself out.

    • Hot Saucerman
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      3•2 years ago

      A new species to assimilate.

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      A regeneration chamber.

  • TrenchcoatFullOfBats
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    5•2 years ago

    Existence, as you know it, is over.

  • comfortable_doug [he/him, they/them]
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    3•2 years ago

    Just imagining Picard dicking down a whole Borg cube

    • Stamets [Mirror]OP
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      6•2 years ago

      I do every single night. Only way I can sleep anymore. I don’t count sheep. I count Bonked Borg.

    • TrenchcoatFullOfBats
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      2•2 years ago

      The REAL Picard Maneuver

  • rovingnothing29
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    3•2 years ago

    He clearly went to Argelius II

  • @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    2•2 years ago

    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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