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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 5 days ago

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 5 days ago
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  • Ginny [they/she]
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    58•5 days ago

    Many such cases!

    • Echo Dot
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      22•4 days ago

      There’s no way he actually said that. It’s correctly punctuated and there isn’t a single misspelling.

      • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        7•4 days ago

        The image looks obviously editied. The text is much sharper and clearer than the rest of the photo.

        • @KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca
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          3•4 days ago

          Yeah, but we ARE talking about Trump- a swamp monster with a brain of mayonnaise.

    • @sus@programming.dev
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      24•4 days ago

      Boybortion, now recognized by Wiktionary the free dictionary

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        18•4 days ago

        Right wingers fucking wish they could shitpost this hard.

        • @Awkwardparticle@programming.dev
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          4•4 days ago

          They can barely detect sarcasm or understand irony. Their emotionally underdeveloped brains can’t compete.

  • magnetosphere
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    103•5 days ago

    You may have seen positive greentexts in the past. They’re an anomaly. This is the norm.

    • Programmer Belch
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      42•5 days ago

      Yes, the norm is greentexts that aren’t even green

      • @three@lemmy.zip
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        20•5 days ago

        he needs the comedy chevrons to know when to laugh

        ISHYGDDT

        • Match!!
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          5•5 days ago

          fgsfds

  • @PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world
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    19•4 days ago

    I’m pretty sure it’s “aboition”

  • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    10•4 days ago

    What the fuck did I just read?

  • @the_wiz@feddit.org
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    61•5 days ago

    Is it a sign of getting old if I don’t get half the idioms he is using?

    • @OmegaMouse@pawb.social
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      87•5 days ago

      He’s just talking about getting his boyfriend pregante

      • @Fetus@lemmy.world
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        81•5 days ago

        *Gregnant.

        • @Localhorst86@feddit.org
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          45•5 days ago

          *pargnet

          • Pope-King Joe
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            43•5 days ago

            *pregangante

            • SkaveRat
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              46•5 days ago

              *Preganté 🤌

              • @AtariDump@lemmy.world
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                9•5 days ago

                *Starch Masks

                • @the_wiz@feddit.org
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                  5•5 days ago

                  Oookay, I think at this point I can feel the aneurysm building up in my brain…

            • @frosch@sh.itjust.works
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              22•5 days ago

              *Luigi Board

              • SkaveRat
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                7•5 days ago

                shameless plug for askluigi !askouija@lemmy.world

              • @LemUrun@pawb.social
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                4•5 days ago

                Reddit be like

            • @Zdvarko@lemmy.world
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              9•5 days ago

              *paraglided

            • @Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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              4•4 days ago

              pomegrante.

    • Myr
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      It’s a greentext, I’d take it as a healthy sign you dont know “the boi- prefix” xD.

    • @Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works
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      34•5 days ago

      They’re talking about how babby is formed

    • snooggums
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      boiwife = boy wife

      fagpregnant = gay pregnant

      boibortion = boy abortion

      • Hanrahan
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        8•5 days ago

        Haha thanks i thought bio as in biological as in human, not a sex doll.

        Makes much more sense now ;) /s

      • @wabasso@lemmy.ca
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        11•5 days ago

        Ah ok! I initially read that as Biowife, so I assumed there was a real pregnancy scare. And you know, Biowife as opposed to digital waifu or whatever.

      • MacN'Cheezus
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        1•4 days ago

        Is that code for getting an STD or just some sort of silly roleplay?

        • @braxy29@lemmy.world
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          4•4 days ago

          i think it’s just silliness

          • MacN'Cheezus
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            2•4 days ago

            Okay then 😅

  • @Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    38•5 days ago

    Fake : Anon had sex
    Gay : obv

  • @dan69@lemmy.world
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    17•4 days ago

    Step 1: Go get a pack cigarettes or any milk size Step 2: never return

    • @0x0@lemmy.zip
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      4•4 days ago

      Dad?

  • @kemsat@lemmy.world
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    There was a time when it was ok to be unwelcoming towards stupidity. They weren’t better times, but they were delusional in a different way.

    • @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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      They… They definitely were better times. Unapologetic idiocy is why the world is how it is right now

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      2•5 days ago

      It’s still okay in certain cess pools on the internet.

  • @simsalabim@lemmy.world
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    13•5 days ago

    I…what?

  • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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    8•5 days ago

    At least anon was cordial enough to respect OP’s time?

  • @axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe
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    7•5 days ago

    Can anyone translate to more common terms?

    • @IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world
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      10•5 days ago

      he came inside a femboy and now he needs an abortion

      • @WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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        11•5 days ago

        • @Taalnazi@lemmy.world
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          fuck it i will do the last one and no one will be able to stop me

        • @the_wiz@feddit.org
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          A part of me is curious if something like that (uterus transplant to a trans person) is possible, the other part of me fears that people like anons boy girlfriend would get one…

          • @WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works
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            2•4 days ago

            A doctor involved in some of the experimental uterus transplants in cis women has written a paper on it and believes the barriers to such a transplant are surmountable. However, good luck getting funding for such a thing in today’s world. We can’t even convince people to not let trans kids die from lack of healthcare. Uterus transplants aren’t even in the same universe as us right now.

            • @Taalnazi@lemmy.world
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              This is indeed correct. The source papers I do have and they’re saved elsewhere. So even if the US government or whatever erased those, they can’t erase facts.

              Uterus transplants have actually already been done and led to successful births. The closest analogy would probably be FtM births, which have succeeded as well.

  • @hOrni@lemmy.world
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    7•5 days ago

    Just get a boi-ning after pill

    • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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      1•4 days ago

      The boiiiiiiing before pill!

    • Match!!
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      2•5 days ago

      the boning after pill is what started all this!

  • LustyArgonian
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    4•5 days ago

    Guys, 4chan was leaked and found to have dozens of government emails. It is a government honeypot. Why are you going there?

    • @Nelots@lemmy.zip
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      It’s a pretty old screenshot.

  • @serenissi@lemmy.world
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    What’s going on with the image

    • @fossilesque@mander.xyz
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      7•5 days ago

      4chan being 4chan.

      • @serenissi@lemmy.world
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        That’s not 4chan. Somebody edited the screenshot

        • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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          Are you referring to the scribbly line crossing out the image?

          • Match!!
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            1•5 days ago

            presumably to censor the femboy porn

            • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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              Right, but the answer is “somebody drew over it”.

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