• @Squizzy@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Worst AI ever. Outperformed in every aspect, including rudimentary excel formulas, by every other llm I have used.

  • @kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Apparently Microsoft views success as Quarterly Profits, and long term planning for the future has taken a backseat.

    They’ve been floundering for a while. Eliminating jobs only guarantees they’ll flounder even longer.

    • @stoy@lemmy.zip
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      834 days ago

      Long term planning in general has been on a steep decline for a long time now.

      • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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        394 days ago

        They know they’ve destroyed the planet, so why bother planning for a future they’ve already prevented.

        • alaphic
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          164 days ago

          Well, it isn’t like he hasn’t earned it at this point… How the fuck are you gonna spend the better part of a decade buying up a shit ton of studios - ostensibly to make you a competitive stable of console moving exclusives - to have almost all of them release what are arguably their worst games time and time again… So to compensate, they shutter studios who’ve just produced games almost universally lauded by critics and crowd alike, and then just say fuck it, we never even believed in exclusives to begin with, yet decided not to take a stand on it until… now for… reasons…? 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

          • @Stamau123@lemmy.world
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            33 days ago

            At this point i’d take an AI CEO, at least the fuck ups will be impossible instead of impossibly stupid

    • @afaix@lemmy.world
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      294 days ago

      Even when people were saying that MS turned a new leaf and that they are better at managing all the studios that they buy, and that they’ll make more better games for Game Pass to be a success, I knew that this was coming. Microsoft has been nothing but consistent in this one thing: it’ll pivot hard in one direction, pour tons of green into it, hire the best people, and then fire everyone and abandon the idea forever.

      Zune, Windows Phones, Kinect, and now I guess XBOX. Well, looks like it lived long enough.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      154 days ago

      Eliminating 9,000 jobs only guarantees they’ll flounder even longer.

      Maybe. Microsoft’s biggest revenue stream has historically been government contracts. I don’t see that failing them anytime in the next decade.

      But retail consumer spending? That’s something that could seriously take a few hits in the next big downturn. I can see a company putting its finger to the wind and betting a '08 style recession will kill the market for console gaming in another two or three years.

      • @dogslayeggs@lemmy.world
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        53 days ago

        This is the likely scenario. They are predicting an incredibly unpredictable consumer market in the next 4-8 years but a very predictable defense industry market in that time.

  • @9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world
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    Honestly, its probably a good thing they canceled it. They were going to butcher that perfect game.

    But also FYI, Perfect Dark is available on Nintendo Switch Online as a Nintendo 64 +17 Mature title, along with Turok and Turok 2

  • w3dd1e
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    204 days ago

    It feels like they just announced it? Why did they even bother?

      • w3dd1e
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        34 days ago

        But wait….that would be I’m almost 40. Omg you’re right. Time moves too quickly!

  • @MacStache@sopuli.xyz
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    63 days ago

    Imma make a game called Deerfact Park which is a deer simulator where you can do factual things that deers factually do like infiltrate a futuristic company and espionage steal their shit and then imma release it on steam take that corporate bastards.

  • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    214 days ago

    I’m sorry but perfect dark will always just be “that game that got made cause Rare couldn’t make a sequel to goldeneye” it was a good game but didn’t age super well and the character and world just seems a bit cheese for 2025

    • @FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org
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      194 days ago

      I completely disagree. Perfect Dark holds up extremely well. I still play it occasionally. Of course the framerate is atrocious at times.

    • Miles O'Brien
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      184 days ago

      Well, you’re certainly entitled to your (wrong) opinion!

      Lol it’s not for everyone, especially if you started out with goldeneye. A lot of people I play with don’t have the same appreciation for it, and that’s okay.

      And yeah, it’s so cheesy, it makes people spontaneously develop lactose intolerance.

      But much like the movie Evolution, I don’t love it because it’s groundbreaking and iconic to its genre. It’s fun for me.

      • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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        You bring up i played goldeneye first and that’s true, it’s why I wanted a sequel. It’s also why I will always pick Wcw vs Nwo : revenge, over wwf no mercy, it has a better nostalgia factor for me

  • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    224 days ago

    I’m sorry…can we take a minute here to point out that the head of XBOX is named “Matt Booty”? No? Just me?

    • swab148
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      64 days ago

      My niece giggled at that during the Minecraft credits

  • Bone
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    124 days ago

    Well, they are very successful at canceling things!