I’m off to the airport, see youse guys real soon 🥰
Have fun with the hobbits!!!
Rate the hobbits out of hobbits
Take care :)
Safe travels! Weather not looking good here for next few days so jelly you’re going to NZ!
Bon Voyage!
Eeeek, I’m so excited for you!! Safe travels!
Have fun!
✈️
Edit: sees it’s NZ
✈️🧝♂️
Have a nice relaxing time 🙏🧊😬
Have a safe trip!!!
My meows are realistic enough that it attracted the attention of a strolling cat who looked disappointed before moving on. Further meows were ineffective.
The Seagoon has landed.
It’s like a jump in Sliders, it looks the same in nearly everyway , just has these little differences.
FUCKING DONE. 12 FUCKING HOURS IN OFFICE, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
I am not getting less than 4 hours of Simon time tonight. I refuse to go home and just crash. Fuck that.
7.5 hours to go.
Kill me now. Why can’t I be a spoilt housecat instead of the slave of one :(
I will always find the look a cat gives you when you accidentally touch them after they’ve cleaned themselves utterly hilarious.
Just absolute disdain lol
Accidentally? We do that for shits and giggles!
rub them the wrong way
3 hours. Now that the stores are closed, they’ll attempt their IT requirements.
Here comes the tsunami
Edit: I feel awful because the strays will be fed 3 hours late but there’s nothing I can do :(
You can do it! Not long to go now!
Just dropped a coffee mug whilst doing the dishes. It smashed on the tiles. Was one of the ones I liked. Boo-hoo.
Noooooo!
Fuck. Did you stare at it until you realised you can’t put Humpty back together again?
Yes, accompanied by a vague moan.
Damn stabbing bra wire!
Thought I’d found somebody’s missing cat today, but sadly not.
I’m now curious how the whole cat thing went down. Did you kidnap a random cat and now don’t know who it belongs to? Did you have a delusional moment where you thought you found a cat but it turned out to be a pair of balled up socks in reality?
😹 there was a random cat in my yard yesterday annoying my boys through the window.I took pics. This morning somebody put up a lost post that looked the same, but after extra detailed pattern analysis of the two it was not the right cat. Sadness.
Was tired but now can’t sleep. Been scrolling Imgur, looking at real estate I fantasize about buying, clearing emails and quiet stuff on my phone. At least it’s lovely and quiet.
YL walks in and says “What is this song I keep singing?” I listen, I answer “Air Supply. All out of love”. She walks out and I hear a tiny “fuck”.
She’s so lost without you…
True
But I know we were right, believing for so long
That was the bit she was really passionate about.
Hahaha
Let the 12 hour day begin :(
Boo
I watched Trainwreck: Poop Cruise and it confirmed to me how precious Americans are. The ship is in a state of anarchy and they were more concerned about how long they can hold out for before they needed to shit into a biohazard bag.
The highlight for me was when a crew member described the state of the dunnies. (Not verbatim) "There was poo. A layer of toilet paper. Poo. Toilet paper. Poo. It was like a lasagne.
I couldn’t stop laughing. 5/5 hobbits
We saw that, definitely 5/5 hobbits. How about the people taking Imodium so they didn’t poo…for days?! It’s put me off ever going on a cruise, though
If it’s any consolation, that cruise caused many of the big cruises to install back up generators onboard their ships 😂 and have secondary engine rooms!
Yeah. I would’ve found a dark corner somewhere instead. (Not in my cabin though)
At bush doofs we used to call using a poo filled port-a-loo “Mr Whippy” due to the stack.
Fuck 😂 😂 😂
Happy EOFY to all those who celebrate 🙏
There will not be time to celebrate. Just sayin.
Have been saving a very upmarket choc bunny from Easter to eat tonight when all the shenanigans of EOFY are over (FINALLY!!!). May indulge in a few champers too.
Then all the stuff that our clients have been saving up ‘for the new FY’ will hit on Tuesday/Wednesday.
Pray for me.
I will pray for you. Please pray for me as I have another 19 hours to work over the next 36.
Aaaaaargh.
Thots & pears. Think of all that lovely overtime - and all the Gibsontreats you can buy with the money …
Sadly I’m salary and management :(
But I’m taking a day of Toil whether they like it or not.
@Force_majeure123 @YarraByte I feel like I have noticed much less EOFY sales and offers than usual…
They all suck nowadays anyway
there are fewer stores
@Seagoon_ hmm good point!!
I am celebrating after finally sorting out my budget/finances for the end of year yesterday. I used the “I’m in the middle of moving” excuse to push things off for far too long.
Happy EOFYS. May you nab a good bargain today.
Ok, what’s everyone’s guess on the verdict of the mushroom trial?
Mine is: Not Guilty
Not guilty would mean she’ll be in the media for years to come.
Hoping for guilty in that case.
Not guilty means she didn’t intend on deliberate deaths.
Having not followed the trial, would not guilty mean she’s released?
Yep
Still hoping for guilty. I’ve formed my opinion and it was deliberate.
😂
I think she’s guilty, but she’ll get away with it because reasonable doubt.
So Not guilty?
Acquitted =/= Not Guilty
It does in court.
Yes, a not guilty verdict.
Hung jury. All 12 jurors have to agree and come to a unanimous verdict for not guilty or for guilty. So I think it likely that there’ll be a hung jury and a re-trial at some later date. Which will be even more of a shit show.
Such a pity the Scottish law verdict of ‘not proven’ is not available here in Victoria. Which basically means We know you done it but there’s no evidence.
I do think the r/deathcapdinner mob (and I chose that word deliberately) need to be reminded of the basic human right of being innocent until proven guilty.
I’m predicting a hung jury.
Not guilty. I do think she did it but the evidence / case against her isn’t strong enough.
I think she wanted to make them ill but not kill. There’s no evidence to say she intended on killing.
r/DeathCapDinner are gonna lose their shit if it doesn’t come back guilty. 🍿
I will absolutely cook up some popcorn before venturing on that sub if it comes back not guilty.
😂
They think she’s some sort of sociopathic mastermind imbecile and really she’s a housewife who made a major boo boo and tried to back peddle her way out of trouble. It’s not really that deep.
Yeah, I reckon this as well. There’s enough room for doubt. But the astounding amount of lies and possible lies is just mental. I have so many questions!
I too think she’s guilty, or a little bit guilty. She’ll get off because of something something imo.
Is it too late for Vera to step in?
I’m watching you pet.
Now we’re getting somewhere
Hoping for guilty, realistically think there’s a good chance of not guilty. I haven’t followed it in detail but it just seems like there’s enough room for doubt…
Either way, Erin Patterson is never going to live a normal life ever again after this
Guilty I think.
