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@Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world • 9 days ago

You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough

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You can now get paid 5,000 yen for your poop in Japan, but only if your poop is good enough

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@Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world • 9 days ago
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They say you should never do something for free if you’re good enough at it to get paid, and apparently that applies to making stool too.
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  • JohnnyFlapHoleSeed
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    9 days ago

    I’d go there just to see if I burth medicinal quality mud dragons.

    Edit: Not a spelling error. Burth=Butthole Birth

  • @mysticpickle@lemmy.ca
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    The spice, the spice melange.

  • @PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
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    The picture of their special donation toilet with its dramatic lighting is one of the best things I’ve seen all day.

  • @loomy@lemy.lol
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    how much is 5000 yen?

    • @Stache_@lemmy.ml
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      About tree fiddy (sorry I had to)

      5000 yen = $34.54 USD

      • @Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works
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        Turdy fo, fiddy.

      • @renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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        2•9 days ago

        Hold on… can $34.54 power more than a single shit?

        • @HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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          Only if it’s good enough

    • @Quilotoa@lemmy.caOP
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      About $34 USD

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    That loo looks amazing. I’d poop there for free. I doubt my poop would be good enough to get paid for anyway.

    • @Quilotoa@lemmy.caOP
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      I spent some time in Tokyo. They have public toilets that are absolutely amazing. And they’re free. And they’re throughout the city. What a novel idea.

      • @Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        And they’re free.

        As opposed to…paying to use a public toilet? I’m confused.

        • @mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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          Found the non-European.

        • @Quilotoa@lemmy.caOP
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          Yes. Lots of places I’ve encountered in Europe and Central and South America have a charge for the public toilets. We call them Johnny Cash.

          • @LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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            3•8 days ago

            We call them Johnny Cash.

            Thats the best thing ive read all day.

  • @MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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    If perfect poop is ¥5000, how about ¥2500 for subpar poop? I can donate regularly.

    • @Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      They want quality, not quantity.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    “They call me the man with the golden dump.”

    • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      That was an American dad episode.

      • Kernal64
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        The golden poop saga spans several episodes over multiple years!

        • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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          I thought that was the case! But I wasn’t sure enough to go that far.

  • @barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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    I got a high quality product here. Where do I sign up?

    • @Quilotoa@lemmy.caOP
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      There’s a similar program in the states. https://goodnatureprogram.com/how-it-works/#%3A~%3Atext=Yep%2C+Seriously.%2Cvary+by+donation+center+location.

  • @Codpiece@feddit.uk
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    Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

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