Let’s just say you won’t have to worry about billionaires and healthcare profiteers anymore
Fly into space and reverse the Earth’s rotation. This way we travel back in time. I will the use my knowledge of the future to become like Lex Luthor.
Use your Lex Luthor wealth to eliminate inequality, right? insert padme face
you destroy earth… spend the next 47 hours desperately trying to figure out how to actually time travel with your powers
No no, that is actually canonically one of Superman’s powers.
Wipe the DC legislature off the map. Excepting aoc of course
I’d repair the bikes of people with broken bikes who need their bike fixed so they can get on their repaired bikes and cycle off on their bike.
Bike
Republicans would be in trouble, and so would certain evil leaders.
Figure out if I’d be more haunted by my actions as a temporary world superpower, and watching the status quo return very quickly afterward, or more haunted by all the things I could have done and didn’t. Sit pondering that for 48 hours.
Get a little area where I would actually want to live.
Carve out mountains to channel water to more areas, basically accelerate what Egypt is doing to spread the green lush from the Nile River.
Make ideal spots for some cities, get a lot of gold out of the ground to prepare to buy the land
Pour all the foundations of the buildings, build lines of rails for public transit and trains. Make sewer system and areas to transport water
Just make it super easier for people to come and build/live there, and if I own it all I can avoid big corporations coming and pushing out growing businesses
Destroy every factory making glue traps, every fur farm, Palantir, NGO group and the like and maybe tunneling through K Street in DC at high speed
Hurl mar-a-lardo, NYC, and Delaware into the sun. After that probably break the hotdog eating world record.
Please don’t throw one of the only cities in the country with a semi-functional public transit system into the sun :(
Bring my family to safety, destroy every US or proxy owned oilfield, report to marshal kim jong un for further instructions
Making the mother of all power vacuums Jack, can’t fret over each billionaire!
I would definitely start by sending every NATO leader, every NATO military person, and every unrepentant former NATO military person into the Sun.
Step 1 - Immediately relocate all Israelis to their country of origin (within prisons) and bring Palestinians back to their land.
Step 2 - Remove the infrastructure maintaining the puppet occupation of Korea.
Step 3 - Remove all weapons from the US/EU and deliver them to communist governments and natives.
Step 4 - Do the same with industrial/technological capacity.
Step 5 - Translate/Copy theory and deliver it to everyone on earth.
Step 6 - Build a bunch of Renewable Energy plants all over the world.
Step 7 - Destroy the Oil industry.
Step 8 - Nap in the sun but lose track of time and lose my powers so I disintegrate.
Question. When you say communist governments, who do you refer to?
Cuba, Vietnam, China, DPRK, Laos.
Some major parties that don’t hold full governmental power yet such as the KKE(Greece), SACP (South Africa) and CPI(ML)*(India).
*I’ll have to look into which one is the most based Communist Party of India, I always forget, I’ll have plenty of time with my superpowers.
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I would create my own Groundhog Day set up. Start learning task A. After 47 hours, fly around the earth to rewind time. Learn for another 47 hours. Repeat process. Learn infinity tasks and become a master at everything. On the last loop win the heart of Andie MacDowell.
The fuck you would. Not much is stopping you from doing that now, just in a longer timeframe.
You’d be sat here with me and everyone else scrolling your phone for hours, before thinking “Oh yeah I was gonna do that thing…can’t be arsed now”.
If only I had a way to support myself for the next 60 years while I did this, and still be young enough to enjoy it when I’m done.
Maybe the timeframe matters.
Fair enough. Back to scrolling then, like me and everyone else.
I can’t conceive of a better answer than this.
Damn, you win.
Probably I don’t notice the whole time and go along with my standard routine.
Elon gets his dream of going to Mars. I’d put him in a cybertruck and chuck him in the general direction.
