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MacN'Cheezus to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 16 days ago

Anon notices fake advertising in video games

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MacN'Cheezus to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 16 days ago
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  • @Lojcs@lemm.ee
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    > Risk of rain 2
    > It never rains

    • @Lojcs@lemm.ee
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      > Heavy rain
      > No D2O

      • @Nasan@sopuli.xyz
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        > Detroit: Become Human

        > City doesn’t become sentient nor organic

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          > Horizon Zero Dawn
          > has day/night cycle

          • @deathmetal27@lemmy.world
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            >Skyrim

            >The sky has no butthole.

    • @Caesium@lemmy.world
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      it finally starts raining on the path to Mithrix tho, doesn’t it?

      • @Lojcs@lemm.ee
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        I don’t remember… I don’t think so?

      • @webpack@ani.social
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        3•15 days ago

        this is true it rains on the moon

  • iagomago
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    Technically, Half Life is correct. Armor, which constitutes half of your entire life points, is also 100, and you don’t have it from the get go.

    • @Rednax@lemmy.world
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      This is incorrect. Armor takes a large amount of damage dealt to the player, but not all. If you are at 1 HP, and 100 armor, you can still die to a single bullet, even though armor won’t be at zero. Fall and drown damage is also not affected by armor. Hence armor is not life.

      Source: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/halflife/blob/master/dlls/player.cpp

      • @Orygin@sh.itjust.works
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        Source

        Nah that’s GoldSrc there fam ;)

  • @Asetru@feddit.org
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    final fantasy

    has sequel

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      DOOM Eternal
      can be finished in about 20 hours

  • @tomatoely@sh.itjust.works
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    > Saints Row

    > Not a single main character is canonized by the church

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      > The Division
      > no math

      • @tomatoely@sh.itjust.works
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        and that is why ubisoft will never reach the level of coolmathgames.com

    • @the_tab_key@lemmy.world
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      saints row

      Penis bat

      I’m not sure I’m doing this right…

  • @Captain_Stupid@lemmy.world
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    Counter Strike

    No Counters

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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      13•16 days ago

      Someone has never played de_rats. There are counters in the kitchen and the bathroom. 😌

      • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        4•15 days ago

        Does anything happen when you strike them?

    • @deathmetal27@lemmy.world
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      >Counter-Strike

      > No unions.

  • @Gustephan@lemmy.world
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    > dark souls

    > most soul items are white

    • @deathmetal27@lemmy.world
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      But humanity is dark.

  • Ricky Rigatoni
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    >Postal 2

    >There’s only one post office

  • @rtxn@lemmy.world
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    > Shadowbringers
    > There are fewer shadows in Norvrandt than before because of your actions

    On the other hand:

    > Endwalker
    > Literally walk to the end
    > Strong art thou, mortal

  • @usrtrv@sh.itjust.works
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    Oxygen Not Included.

    You start with oxygen.

  • I Cast Fist
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    > Starcraft
    > You don’t craft a single star

    > Heretic
    > The inquisition doesn’t show up

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      According to my research, the Spanish Inquisition never shows up when you expect it.

  • @Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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    To take a shit is now a game mechanic?

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      In Duke Nukem 3D you could take a crap in the bathroom, and that game is from 1996.

      • @Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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        Duke also poops a poop in an aliens neck after ripping the head off!

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          Truly a game ahead of its time

      • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        > Duke Nukem

        > No Dukes and no Nuclear explosions

        • MacN'CheezusOP
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          Duke Nukem is the name of the protagonist you dingus

          • unalivejoy
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            3D

            It shows up as 2D on my monitor.

            • MacN'CheezusOP
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              You can move in 3D space, as opposed to the previous games, which were side scrollers.

              • Robust Mirror
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                Zero hour

                Takes longer than zero hours.

                • MacN'CheezusOP
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                  deleted by creator

      • I Cast Fist
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        Duke only pissed; on the first level you could find an alien taking a dump tho

    • @Nikko882@lemmy.world
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      Well, the problem is clearly that it is not.
      (In case you are actually confused “duty calls” or “I hear the call of duty” (or “I hear the call of nature”) can mean the speaker needs to take a shit.)

      • @deathmetal27@lemmy.world
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        “Call of doody”

        Also, anon could be referring to the fact that soldiers on the field tend to dig holes to shit if there is no toilet available. Call of duty being a military based game could have had shitting mechanics like how actual soldiers in the field do.

    • @usrtrv@sh.itjust.works
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      Kingdom Come 1 promised this as a mechanic but then didn’t implement it. There are still toilets but you can only read books on them.

      • @Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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        Sexy books?

    • @BaroqueInMind@lemmy.one
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      In this game there is a full optional nutritional/metabolic tracking mechanic, where you can leverage taking poops and use it to distract enemies, attract predators, or weaponize them to get other players in-game diseases

    • @TheOakTree@lemm.ee
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      I remember in ARK you would periodically shit a sphere. I forget what it can be used for though. It is definitely a game mechanic :)

    • @schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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      It is in the Sims. Including “The Sims Bustin’ Out” which is an RPG.

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