• JackbyDev
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    12 minutes ago

    Grok, how long does it take for all the drugs in this report to clear your system?

  • @Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    226 minutes ago

    Until i personally test his hair for ketamine I’m not going to be convinced. I used to know a lot of crusties. I know what it looks like when someone’s in a k hole.

  • @DarkFuture@lemmy.world
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    121 minutes ago

    Can we overlook the potential fact that he’s not on drugs and focus on him admitting that he acts the way he acts WITHOUT drugs as an excuse?

  • @PangurBan@lemmy.world
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    42 hours ago

    … People constantly say he’s on drugs. This is such a dumb post lol

    Also yes he’s on drugs that report is clearly bs

  • Stern
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    151 minutes ago

    Piss test catches ket for a week. A hair test catches it for a year. Something to think on.

  • @barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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    254 hours ago

    Like when Fox News got their hands on 40,000 hours of January 6 footage, and edited a 2 minute montage of people being not committing mayhem, and then used that carefully edited clip to claim the allegations of violence were liberal lies.

  • It’d be better if it showed positive. At least there might be a reason for him being such a shitty person, now there isn’t…he’s just a shitty person with no excuse.

    • @throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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      24 hours ago

      Devil’s Advocate: Free will doesn’t exist and therefore we aren’t responsible for our actions.

      (This is why, your honor, I should not be guilty for the assassination on the billionaire, I rest my case) /kidding lol

  • @throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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    165 hours ago

    Lmao, reminds me of this Chinese phrase “此地無銀三百兩” (There are no 300 taels of silver buried here)

    It is said to come from a story about a man named Zhang San (張三). According to the story, he buried 300 taels of silver in the ground with the banner “There are no 300 taels of silver (buried) here” so that no one would steal them. But his neighbor Wang Er (王二) saw through the lie and dug up the money, leaving the banner “Your neighbour Wang Er did not steal (the silver)”.

  • Basic Glitch
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    166 hours ago

    I really don’t care, but if we’re playing this game, could we get a hair test?

  • @Almacca@aussie.zone
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    115 hours ago

    It’s obviously impossible that could be faked. I mean an image of a text document? There’s no way!

    Mere emojis are insufficient to convey how much I’m rolling my eyes.

    • @Almacca@aussie.zone
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      55 hours ago

      There’s a certain kind of ‘smart’ person that thinks everyone else is stupider than them.

      • @Nangijala@feddit.dk
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        24 hours ago

        Yeah… I find them to be somewhat rare in the wild, but I have met them a few times and I am always so severely secondhand-embarrassed for them that their cringe haunts me almost as much as my own cringe years later.

        And I mean, I’m not talking about 20somethings acting cocky and like they know everything like some tend to do becuase that shit is just normal developmental stuff and I don’t mind that. We have all been there.

        It’s when real adults act like attention starved, insecure dummies hiding behind fake confidence that I just crumble inside.

        Once had a mid 30s guy talk about basic bitch life philosophy in a way like he was almost orgasming at his own brilliance and everybody around the table were so embarrassed for him. I don’t remember what he was talking about, but like… some very basic shit and he kept acting like we were all too stupid to have had these thoughts ourselves. Probably it was something he had only just realized himself. And look, I get it! It’s kinda awesome when some life-wisdom and philosophy-bah blah finally clicks for real in your head as you get older, but because of that guy I have since been scared of sharing any such revelations with anyone becuase I cannot bear the thought of ending up being the dumbest person in the room while I’m high on an epiphany that is nothing special to everybody else. Omg, I can’t even think it without squirming.

        I still think about that moment with the guy sometimes at night when I am going to sleep and one would think it would be a relief to force-think about cringe shit someone other than one self has done, but no. No it is isn’t. It is just pain.

        I cannot imagine what it would be like to be close to Elon as a family member or a friend. I would have fucking nightly panic attacks over the newest dumb shit he’s done and feel embarrassed that he’s my family member or friend. Like what does that say about me that I have a person like that in my life, right?

        I have enough of my own lifelong cringe to carry. I can’t carry other people’s cringe too, man.

        • @SparroHawc@lemmy.zip
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          11 hour ago

          Oh man I would have loved to be in that conversation. Instead of cringing, you start walking them through some of the more advanced corollaries that proceed from that one realization. Keep going until you break them. At that point, you can start having actual interesting conversations with them.

          • @Nangijala@feddit.dk
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            149 minutes ago

            I would have gladly left the floor to you xD personally I’m not gifted at debating. The only time I decided to push back when this guy went on his pseudo philosophical monologues was when he started talking about the Jewish question. It wasn’t very fruitful. I tried to make him understand where he was heading “intellectually” and he told me I was too small minded to think outside the box. We stopped talking eventually. He was one of the biggest tools I have met in my adult life.

  • @Furbag@lemmy.world
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    75 hours ago

    Because drug tests are famously impossible to falsify, right?

    The worse implication of this is that even if the results are true (which I don’t accept because there was no witness or video evidence of the specimen collection), he still did all that crazy shit, including two nazi salutes, while allegedly sober.