• @astute@sh.itjust.works
      3•20 days ago

      Subject: Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road… no, that’s too formal. [deletes text, starts again] Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.

  • Winter_OvenEnglish
    4•22 days ago

    “Squeeze my handle harder, and I might just tell you what class type the fire is.”

  • @Skyrmir@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2•22 days ago

    Ok, now I want one. Pi powered CV to identify fire, and maybe figure out a way to identify what type of fire.