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Stamets to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 8 days ago

Great. Now I want Prozac Pizza.

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Great. Now I want Prozac Pizza.

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Stamets to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 8 days ago
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  • BlueFootedPetey
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    5•7 days ago

    Cheese is my last resort

    • @kofe@lemmy.world
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      5•7 days ago

      Pepperoni, no sausage, dont give a fuck if pineapple touches my sauces

  • @cdf12345@lemm.ee
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    27•8 days ago

    This is my plastic fork!

    • @fluxion@lemmy.world
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      12•8 days ago

      Stuffed-crust pizza, I’m eating

      • @200ok@lemmy.world
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        Don’t give a fuck if I bite my tongue bleeding

  • @falidorn@lemmy.world
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    • @cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      Is Papa Roach known at all amongst newer generations? Or are we all millennials+ here?

      • @falidorn@lemmy.world
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        It’s probably oldies now. It hurts saying this but I had the radio on the other day and the 90s-00s station said they were “classic music”.

      • @KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

  • Jo Miran
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    8 days ago

    When the fridge is empty, I call Domino’s.

    This is my last resort.

    • @P00ptart@lemmy.world
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      I’m not desperate enough by just having an empty fridge to order dominoes.

      • @ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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        1•7 days ago

        Humans can survive for months without eating

  • @tonyn@lemmy.ml
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    4•8 days ago

    It’s an older meme, but it checks out.

    • StametsOP
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      2•8 days ago

      Oh VERY. Ima be real, I only posted it because I am starving and went “Mmm… Pizza” after I saw it in the folder.

  • @Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world
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    It pairs well with Benadryl Tacos.

  • Drusas
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    I thought this was going to be about how Santa was already overweight and diabetic and why are you giving him more cookies?

  • @orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    0•8 days ago

    Mad Pizza in Seattle has Prozac Pie on the menu

    • StametsOP
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      Alas I’m in Canada

      • @orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Maybe Goldbelly.com will deliver?

        Joking aside, the company was started by an old friend and her husband because they craved something across country. It specializes in long distance food delivery.

        • StametsOP
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          If they could get stuff shipped here to NFLD that fast? Hell yes. I have a friend ages away who cooks amazing food but I can’t have it anymore. Makes me so sad.

          • @orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Ah, it’s not for personal food. It’s for restaurants and businesses like the Pike Place Fish Market - and since they’ve gone corporate, it’s only for restaurants that sign up for the service. In the beginning, however, you could say "Man, I wish I could get that Double-fudge Mint Ripple ice cream from Saint Goobersville, Kansatucky, and it would come to your door the next day.

            • StametsOP
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              1•8 days ago

              FUCK

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      But is it any good? Seattle pizza tends to be pretty mediocre

      • @orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Posts on Lemmy tend to be mediocre, but there are good ones if you look.

        Yes. It’s good.

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