Whatever it is, I hope it’s painful.
You made me laugh, which when it’s Trump news is always a good thing. usually I would want to cry.
He only deserves the best. 🤗 Rest in piss.
And prolonged.
Well, this is better than what immediately came to my mind when I read ‘lumps in Trump’s pants’, at least.
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If peeing your pants is cool, then call me Miles Davis.
-Old woman in Billy Madison
She was cool before The Birth Of Cool.
Whatabouting incontinence… Congrats I guess?
Get help. Obamacare is still available. You can get the medications you so desperately need.
Maybe shit for brains will be cool one day, wouldn’t that be nice for you?
Maybe leg braces, but I’m betting it’s catheter bags. Taco Don switched from diapers.
Sorry about the Twitter link, but here is him stumbling up the stairs. It could be either or both.
Here’s an alternative frontend:
https://xcancel.com/i/status/1931814713039409478
It seems his shoe just simply caught the lip of the stairs. I think it’s most likely caused by wearing shoes too big for his feet, since it would hurt his ego to have smaller feet.
He wears lifts, which is why he’s always hunched forward slightly, too.
But yeah, it looks like he “just” stumbled a bit- we’ve all been there.
Still, gonna mock him for it.
I don’t normally post but there’s something uncanny about this picture. Like, could it be a double? Did he speak at all? It only resembles him.
My bet is on a robot. He did just accuse Biden of being a robot and as we all know every MAGA accusation is a confession.
It looks like it was skinnied up. It’s an easy photoshop fix. You skinny the background people a little, but take him out and skinny him. It might have been layered against another background too. It looks like the equivalent of too much botox too me, but in reverse.
I have also heard the catheter bag explanation, and that seems to make good sense to me.
Two Foleys? It probably is some kind of orthopedic.
Health concern doesn’t seem like the right term to me, it implies I would be upset if he was ill. Maybe, poor health hope?
I’m concerned he might be in good enough health to last the next 3 and a half years
I’m not concerned that his health is poor, I’m concerned that his health is good.
MAGA is a cult of personality, there is no #2. He holds100% of the power. When he reaches room temperature, there will be a massive insider battle for control, but it will be for naught. NOBODY will follow anyone but HitlerPig himself.
Instead, MAGA will transition to a religious sect, and literally worship HitlerPig as a God, or at least as a prophet.
J.D. Cartman will have you repect his authoritarianism.
Valid.
He could only perform for a reminder of the term, hes not winning any elections.
I predict they form some new incarnation of the teabaggers, properly astroturfed by the likes of Faux and AFP.
If they find a new figure that gives them a permission structure to be their worst selves and they can mainline the crazy racism like they do w/ donvict, they’ll definitely go for it and pretend they never even heard of the washed-up game show host with the mini-shroom.
Mud flowed up in lump’s pajamas
He totally confused all the passing piranhas
He’s lump, he’s lump
He’s in my head
He’s lump, he’s lump, he’s lump
He might be deadUnfortunately his clothes always fit so terribly so who the fuck knows
By the Presidents of the United States, no less.
I hope his legs fucking snap like twigs under the immense weight of his obese, fascist body.
But I just read the other month he’s got the same height/bmi as those NFL players?
Please be dying, please be dying, please be dying.
Please let Joe Biden outlive this sack of shit.
Leg brace, leaky colostomy bag, tomato, tomahto.
Let’s call the whole thing off.
Ah, if only we could…
Obama at the first inauguration: “now’s your chance, call it off,”
Trump: “you’re a funny weiner, aren’t you?”
Please let Cheeto Hitler collapse on camera. A pathetic slump would be the perfect bow to wrap all of this in, sooner than later. Cyanide and a self-headshot would display infinitely more conviction and accountability than today’s version could ever muster.
They are officially Weekend at Bernie’s-ing him. They have a exoskeleton propping his ass up.
He doesn’t deserve medical aids. He should beg from the floor.
(1st term) Dude got rushed to a private floor of a hospital, with a dozen doctors on call just for him, when he fucked around with covid and we all bailed him out! For him to then come out and tell others not to be afraid of the virus. From the party looking to take health care away from millions. I mean, where to begin?
My lumps, my lovely trumpy lumps
: %s/lovely/dumpy/g
Come on massive stroke I got a lot riding on ya.
It has to be a stroke big enough to take out Vance and Johnson at the same time, and fuck up the chain of succession.
Vance suffers an epileptic seizure, shits himself, and bites off Donny Jr.
Trump panics and strokes out; Vance suffocates on the severed pecker.
Johnson goes to call for help, slips on Vance’s shit, and falls face first onto Trump’s stainless steel buttplug.
The Death Note finale is wild.
Simultaneous stroke and coronary thrombosis?
Something like that. Or just a massive stroke on live tv and shits himself.
Dealer, put 20$ on colonoscopy complications.
I’d take that bet, but that would mean hoping he doesn’t die. Which I’m not prepared to do.
Based on the rule of “it’s always projection with these guys”, I’m going to conclude elon just did a shitty job on his robot after executing trump.
I am concerned about his health…not being poor enough. Obese piece of shit.
Besides they aren’t leg braces, those are the extra strong straps for his shit catching suit he has to wear for when his adult incontinence panties start to overflow.
