Women are the reason there needs to be places to sleep on a spaceship? If only men are on it they don’t need places to sleep?
Yeah, it would be a like a frat house party. First one to fall asleep gets their face covered in Sharpie and someone dunks their balls on their forehead.
Therefore no one will want to fall asleep first and the you won’t have to worry about sleeping spaces.
Well space travel does require some “tasty treats.”
I remember him talking about how he could make the Age of Consent 14 on Mars. Maybe he couldn’t even wait until Mars…
The girls are fiiiightiiiinggg
Ah, but what about Sky Crimes!
Dennis, if he was a billionaire == Elon Musk
Elon in the meeting:
Do you like it? I was generous.
Come on guys, of course this isn’t a real post. Trump is NEVER that coherent.
Mr. grab em by the pussy saying that and showing moral integrity is a bit a stretch.
I still don’t understand what it means though?
Of course you need sleeping areas, even just for sleeping.
Of course people are probably going to wank, or maybe even fuck.
There are actually no laws in space. Vague untested treaties about resources perhaps, but not laws, and certainly not about sex.
Reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=zgUvwcU6P7I
Damn, this is horrible
That’s the whole show haha. The gang is just continuously the worst possible people
Description: Elon talks about the implications to JD Vance.
it’s a fake tweet in a reference to a scene in Its Always Sunny in Philedelphia in which the somewhat psychopathic character describes how he seduces women on a boat
“seduces”
Well they arent going to say no… Because of the implication
“somewhat psychopathic”
The lack of nonsensical capitalization gives it away
Edit: just noticed there is some, not enough though
Is this real?
Too coherent and Trump would never show concern for women’s safety.
Or laws.
So these women ARE in danger?
Always have been.
also it’s not written in all caps
True, he managed to complete a sentence thats actually understandable to people without brain damage. Cant be him.
also, Trump is too self-absorbed to know references to media
Trump wouldn’t watch it’s always sunny either.
Also, no words are capitalised.
Space
Elon wouldn’t watch it either, but he would steal the meme to plan his space rapes.
I thought the same. It’s truly incredible we weren’t sure, what a timeline
Do you really think Trump knows non-capital letters exist?
No.
If you ask, it becomes real.
Schrodinger’s truth?
It’s genuinely a good question. This is madness
It is a serious problem when it’s not possible to know if a screenshot of a “truth” is actually true or it has been faked
It’s also something that Elon would totally do.
There is, it’s called critical thinking and research ;) Of course, that’s a far cry from brainless consumption of worthless media.
If ONLY he would write something so intelligently tongue in cheek. Sadly he isn’t remotely capable of this
“So they are in danger?!”
“There’s no danger!”
You certainly wouldn’t be in any danger.
Sure, you’ve seen the episode, but have you watched this scene recreated in the style of Lego?
I hadn’t, but thank you for making me aware of it.
“Of course they are in danger.” - Musk
This joke doesn’t work because trump would be the one saying that, not Elon.
The number of people that don’t realise this is an always sunny reference
There’s no way Trump knows a single thing about pop culture more recent than The Black and White Minstrel Show.
either the dennis system, or dees implication system.
so anyway, I started tariffing.
