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Stamets to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 9 days ago

Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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Die Another Day. Judy Dench.

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  • tiredofsametab
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    2•7 days ago

    Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.

  • @P1k1e@lemmy.world
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    1•7 days ago

    deleted by creator

  • @sunbytes@lemmy.world
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    1•7 days ago

    The hurt locker.

    But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.

  • @spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    118•9 days ago

    John Wick - Keanu

    I would pay money to see that in theaters

    • @Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de
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      117•9 days ago

      That is typically how theatres work

      • @blazeknave@lemmy.world
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        12•9 days ago

        Angryupvote

    • @PillBugTheGreat@lemmy.world
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      18•9 days ago

      John Wick - Alfie Allen

      Blue’s Brothers - John Belushi

      Rounders - John Malkovich

      Swingers - Vince Vaughn

      Pacific Rim - idris Elba

      • @ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
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        15•9 days ago

        Speaking of, Being John Malkovich - John Malkovich.

        • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          9•9 days ago

          Oh come on, Miss Piggy would be great in that role!

      • @anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        1•9 days ago

        John Wick - Lance Reddick (rip)

    • @Odo@lemmy.world
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      3•9 days ago

      Basically those scenes in Gen V when Sam hallucinates puppets being torn apart.

      • @blazeknave@lemmy.world
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        3•9 days ago

        Omg - don’t we like know they’re not puppets at the time? Was that the show that had the shrinking and the blow and the sneezing and the exploding penis?

  • snooggums
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    82•9 days ago

    Die Hard - Alan Rickman

    • @normanwall@lemmy.world
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      71•9 days ago

      I like your idea

      • @MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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        12•9 days ago

        Damn… now I wanna watch it too…

      • @ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works
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        7•9 days ago

        you left rickman in which is only proper and correct

      • @blazeknave@lemmy.world
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        3•9 days ago

        I was picturing muppetifying the real actors until you shared this lol

    • @zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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      4•9 days ago

      https://youtu.be/Yz2dY1Tv7zw though everybody is a puppet.

    • @finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      1•8 days ago

      You beat me to it!

    • @MarciaLynnDorsett@lemmy.world
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      1•8 days ago

      i should have searched before i posted

  • nek0d3r
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    58•8 days ago

    Okay but now I’m imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.

  • @Bosht@lemmy.world
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    47•9 days ago

    Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.

    • @logicbomb@lemmy.world
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      17•9 days ago

      Surely, you’d keep Brad Pitt as Tyler Durden, which would fit the theme.

      Or Edward Norton as the narrator, which would support the theory that it’s all a hallucination.

      • @Num10ck@lemmy.world
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        5•8 days ago

        You might like to watch Cool World

    • 1ostA5tro6yne
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      1•8 days ago

      no. keep meatloaf.

  • @logicbomb@lemmy.world
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    41•9 days ago

    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.

    • jawa22
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      lmao, now I have Fozzie saying “Hood day, sir!” in my head.

  • @iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing

  • @Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Starship troopers - Michael Ironside

    Edit: Kermit “C’mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh”

    • @ninja@lemmy.world
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      20•9 days ago

      C’mon you apes…pigs, frogs, rats, chickens, and, eh, looks at gonzo whatever.

      • @resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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        Someday we’ll find it — the Klandathu Connection.

    • @resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world
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      So Johnny is played by Kermit and Carmen is played by Miss Piggy, natch.

      But who is Dizzy, and who is Carl?

  • @MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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    Castaway — Wilson

    • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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      Controversial and inventive take. I like it.

    • @MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world
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      4•8 days ago

      Who is now played by a completely silent Walton Goggins

      • @MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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        Perfection

    • idunnololz
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      Can inanimate objects be actor’s 🤔

      • @Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        If a script falls in a forest, and no actor is around to read it, does it still have meaning?

  • @MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world
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    25•8 days ago

    Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his “best friend” that might be funnier.

  • @its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works
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    TaAvengers - Chris Evans

    Honestly just any of the earlier Avengers movies. I want to see Cap being continualy exasperated by his team ashe usually is, but also because he has to get things up high for him. The super soldier serum turned him from muppet to human. Running past muppet Sam saying “on your left”.

    Also muppet Fury being surly and intimidating. Muppet hawkeye with a little bow on top of the fridge like a cat. Tony as a muppet with his billionaire playboy philanthropist line. Wanda being a creep with glowy muppet hands. Thor with a normal sized Mjölnir so its actually crazy he can lift it. Natasha flipping around with all the grace of a muppet. Black panther is just a black cat muppet.

    MUPPET HULK!

    • nfh
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      Hear me out, The Avengers, but Agent Coulson is the human. Muppet Cap tossing the shield, just imagine. And Coulson’s actor I think would be very much like Michael Caine in Muppet Christmas Carol, interacting very sincerely with the Muppets as fellow actors.

      I would also accept “Hulk is the human, but only when he’s hulked out” just for the sheer surprise of it

      • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        A muppet turning into a human by Hulking out would either be terrifying or amazing, there’s no middle ground possible

  • @thepenismightier@lemm.ee
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    24•9 days ago

    The Matrix, Hugo Weaving

    • VindictiveJudge
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      7•9 days ago

      “Humans Muppets are a disease.”

    • @Aksamit@slrpnk.net
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      3•9 days ago

      Perfect choice, this would be so funny.

  • @beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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    23•9 days ago

    Hateful 8.

    Samuel L Jackson.

    “You goddam sock puppet shot my balls off!!”

    I would pay to see that.

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