AUSTIN, TX—Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU DIED’ appeared once more on his screen, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly weighed a return to politics Monday after his 60th death on the tutorial level of Elden Ring Nightreign. “Seems like these enemies are glitched to be unkillable—maybe I should stop back by the […]
  • @zabadoh@ani.socialEnglish
    37•1 month ago

    Musk’s hired achievement whore failed to get past the mini boss as Musk pretended to play on stream.

    • @Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      7•1 month ago

      “The weeping coming from Musk as his ex-wives album repeats for the third time then leads to his shutting of the laptop. Unfortunately, this does give away that he wasn’t controlling the character, as it kept playing the game.”

  • Kompressor English
    16•1 month ago

    The government has far more pay to win options appealing to his way of play.