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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 month ago

Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial

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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial

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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 month ago
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AUSTIN, TX—Reconsidering his recent departure from Washington as the words ‘YOU DIED’ appeared once more on his screen, billionaire Elon Musk reportedly weighed a return to politics Monday after his 60th death on the tutorial level of Elden Ring Nightreign. “Seems like these enemies are glitched to be unkillable—maybe I should stop back by the […]
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    I read this and thought “please please, please be the onion”. Phew!

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